May Fair : $b being an entertainment purporting to reveal to gentlefolk the real state of affairs existing in the very heart of London during the fifteenth and sixteenth years of the reign of His Majesty King George the Fifth: together with suitable reflections on the last follies, misadventures and galanteries of these charming peopleArlen, Michael
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May Fair : $b being an entertainment purporting to reveal to gentlefolk the real state of affairs existing in the very heart of London during the fifteenth and sixteenth years of the reign of His Majesty King George the Fifth: together with suitable reflections on the last follies, misadventures and galanteries of these charming people
Arlen, Michael
Great Britain -- History -- George V, 1910-1936 -- Fiction; London (England) -- Fiction
Mr. Puce, you can see, did not believe in ghosts. He could not but
think, however, that some low trick might be played on him, since on the
honour of _Sir_ Cyril Quillier, peer though he was--for Mr. Puce, like a
good American, could never get the cold dope on all this fancy title
stuff--he had not the smallest reliance. But as to the supernatural, Mr.
Puce’s attitude was always a wholesome scepticism--and a rather
aggressive scepticism at that, as Quillier had remarked with amusement
when he had spoken of the ghost in, as he had put it, the house of
Kerr-Anderson’s aunt. Quillier had said:
“There are two sorts of men on whom ghosts have an effect: those who are
silly enough to believe in them, and those who are silly enough not to
believe in them.”
Mr. Puce had been annoyed at that. He detested clever back-chat. “I’ll
tell the world,” Mr. Puce had said, “that a plain American has to go to
a drug-store after a conversation with you.”
Mr. Puce, lying on the great bed, whose hangings depressed him, examined
his automatic and found it good. He had every intention of standing no
nonsense, and an automatic nine-shooter is, as Mr. Puce remembered
having read somewhere, an Argument. Indeed, Mr. Puce was full of those
dour witticisms about the effect of a “gun” on everyday life which go to
make the less pretentious “movies” so entertaining; although, to be
sure, he did not know more than a very little about guns. Travellers
have remarked, however, that the exciting traditions behind a
hundred-per-cent American nationality have given birth in even the most
gentle citizens of that great republic to a feeling of familiarity with
“guns,” as such homely phrases as “slick with the steel mit,” “doggone
son of a gun,” and the like, go to prove.
Mr. Puce placed the sleek little automatic on a small table by the bed,
on which stood the candle and, as he realised for the first time, a
book. One glance at the paper jacket of the book was enough to convince
the gentleman from America that its presence there must be due to one of
Quillier’s tired ideas. It showed a woman of striking, if conventional,
beauty fighting for her life with a shape which might or might not be
the wraith of a bloodhound but was certainly something quite outside a
lovely woman’s daily experience. Mr. Puce laughed. The book was called:
_Tales of Terror for Tiny Tots_, by _Ivor Pelham Marlay_.
The gentleman from America was a healthy man, and needed his sleep; and
it was therefore with relief that he turned to Mr. Marlay’s
absurd-looking book as a means of keeping himself awake. The tale at
which the book came open was called _The Phantom Foot-steps_; and Mr.
Puce prepared himself to be entertained, for he was not of those who
read for instruction. He read:
THE PHANTOM FOOT-STEPS
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