May Fair : $b being an entertainment purporting to reveal to gentlefolk the real state of affairs existing in the very heart of London during the fifteenth and sixteenth years of the reign of His Majesty King George the Fifth: together with suitable reflections on the last follies, misadventures and galanteries of these charming peopleArlen, Michael
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May Fair : $b being an entertainment purporting to reveal to gentlefolk the real state of affairs existing in the very heart of London during the fifteenth and sixteenth years of the reign of His Majesty King George the Fifth: together with suitable reflections on the last follies, misadventures and galanteries of these charming people
Arlen, Michael
Great Britain -- History -- George V, 1910-1936 -- Fiction; London (England) -- Fiction
“_With an host of furious fancies,_
_Whereof I am commander,_
_With a burning spear_
_And a horse of air_
_To the wilderness I wander._”
“You will,” said the policeman. “Oh, you will!”
“_By a knight of ghosts and shadows_
_I summoned am to tourney_
_Ten leagues beyond_
_The wide world’s end--_
_Methinks it is no journey!_”
“Not to Vine Street, it isn’t,” said the policeman.
“Ho there!” cried the approaching voice. “Who dares interrupt my song!”
“Beau Maturin!” cried Mr. Trevor gladly. “It’s not you! Bravo, Beau
Maturin! Sing, bless you, sing! For I am depressed.”
“_From Heaven’s Gate to Hampstead Heath_
_Young Bacchus and his crew_
_Came tumbling down, and o’er the town_
_Their bursting trumpets blew._”
“Fine big gent, your friend,” said the policeman thoughtfully.
“_And when they heard that happy word_
_Policemen leapt and ambled:_
_The busmen pranced, the maidens danced,_
_The men in bowlers gambolled._”
“Big!” said Mr. Trevor. “Big? Let me tell you, constable, that the last
time Mr. Maturin hit Jack Dempsey, Dempsey bounced back from the floor
so quick that he knocked Mr. Maturin out on the rebound.”
Mr. Trevor says that Beau Maturin came on through the night like an
avenger through a wilderness, so little did he reck of cruel moons and
rude policemen. Said he: “Good evening, Ralph. Good evening, constable.
Lo, I am in wine!”
“You’ve said it,” said the policeman.
“Gently, my dear! Or,” said Mr. Maturin cordially, “I will dot you one,
and look at it which way you like it is a far, far better thing to be in
wine than in a hospital. Now, are there any good murders going
to-night?”
“Going?” said the constable. “I’m ’ere to see there ain’t any coming.
But I’ve just been telling this gent about some recent crises. Corpses
slit to ribbons just as you or me might slit up a vealanam----”
“Don’t say that again!” snapped Mr. Trevor.
“By Heaven, what’s that?” sighed Mr. Maturin; and, following his intent
eyes, they saw, a yard or so behind them on the pavement, a something
that glittered in the moonlight. Mr. Trevor says that, without a thought
for his own safety, he instantly took a step towards the thing, but that
the policeman restrained him. It was Mr. Maturin who picked the thing
up. The policeman whistled thoughtfully.
“A razor, let’s face it!” whispered Beau Maturin.
“_And_ sharp!” said the policeman, thoughtfully testing the glittering
blade with the ball of his thumb.
Mr. Trevor says that he was never in his life less conscious of any
feeling of excitement. He merely pointed out that he could swear there
had been no razor there when he had come round the corner, and that,
while he had stood there, no one had passed behind him.
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