May Fair : $b being an entertainment purporting to reveal to gentlefolk the real state of affairs existing in the very heart of London during the fifteenth and sixteenth years of the reign of His Majesty King George the Fifth: together with suitable reflections on the last follies, misadventures and galanteries of these charming peopleArlen, Michael
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May Fair : $b being an entertainment purporting to reveal to gentlefolk the real state of affairs existing in the very heart of London during the fifteenth and sixteenth years of the reign of His Majesty King George the Fifth: together with suitable reflections on the last follies, misadventures and galanteries of these charming people
Arlen, Michael
Great Britain -- History -- George V, 1910-1936 -- Fiction; London (England) -- Fiction
Said Mr. Trevor to Mr. Maturin: “Let us go. Let us leave this man.”
“’Ere, my fare!” said the fellow.
“Your fare?” said Mr. Maturin with contracted brows. “What do you mean,
‘your fare’?”
“Bob on the meter,” said the wretch.
“My friend will pay,” said Mr. Maturin, and stalked away. Mr. Trevor
says that, while retaining throughout the course of that miserable night
his undoubted _flair_ for generosity, he could not but hold Beau
Maturin’s high-handed disavowal of his responsibilities against him; and
he was hurrying after him up Conduit Street, turning over such phrases
as might best point the occasion and make Mr. Maturin ashamed of
himself, when that pretty gentleman swung round sharply and said: “Ssh!”
But Mr. Trevor was disinclined to Ssh, maintaining that Mr. Maturin owed
him ninepence.
“Ssh, you fool!” snapped Mr. Maturin; and Mr. Trevor had not obliged him
for long before he discerned in the quietness of Conduit Street a small
discordant noise, or rather, says Mr. Trevor, a series of small
discordant noises.
“She’s crying, let’s face it,” whispered Mr. Maturin.
“She! Who?”
“Ssh!” snapped Mr. Maturin.
They were at that point in Conduit Street where a turn to the right will
bring one into a fat little street which looks blind but isn’t, insomuch
as close by the entrance to the Alpine Club Galleries there is a narrow
passage or alley leading into Savile Row. Mr. Trevor says that the
repugnance with which he at that moment looked towards the darkness of
that passage or alley had less than nothing to do with the blood-thirsty
policeman’s last words but was due merely to an antipathy he had
entertained towards all passages or alleys ever since George Tarlyon had
seen a ghost in one. Mr. Maturin and he stood for some minutes in the
full light of the moon while, as though from the very heart of the
opposite darkness, the lacerating tremors of weeping echoed about their
ears.
“I can’t bear it!” said Beau Maturin. “Come along.” And he advanced
towards the darkness, but Mr. Trevor said he would not, pleading foot
trouble.
“Come,” said Beau Maturin, but Mr. Trevor said: “To-morrow, yes. But not
to-night.”
Then did Beau Maturin advance alone into the darkness towards the
passage or alley, and with one pounce the darkness stole his top-hat
from the moon. Beau Maturin was invisible. The noise of weeping abated.
“Oi!” called Mr. Trevor. “Come back, you fool!”
“Ssh!” whispered the voice of Mr. Maturin.
Mr. Trevor said bitterly: “You’re swanking, that’s all!”
“It’s a girl!” whispered the voice of Mr. Maturin, whereupon Mr. Trevor,
who yielded to no man in the chivalry of his address towards women, at
once advanced, caught up Mr. Maturin and, without a thought for his own
safety, was about to pass ahead of him when Beau Maturin had the bad
taste to whisper “’Ware razors!” and thus again held the lead.
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