May Fair : $b being an entertainment purporting to reveal to gentlefolk the real state of affairs existing in the very heart of London during the fifteenth and sixteenth years of the reign of His Majesty King George the Fifth: together with suitable reflections on the last follies, misadventures and galanteries of these charming peopleArlen, Michael
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May Fair : $b being an entertainment purporting to reveal to gentlefolk the real state of affairs existing in the very heart of London during the fifteenth and sixteenth years of the reign of His Majesty King George the Fifth: together with suitable reflections on the last follies, misadventures and galanteries of these charming people
Arlen, Michael
Great Britain -- History -- George V, 1910-1936 -- Fiction; London (England) -- Fiction
She who wept, now almost inaudibly, was a dark shape just within the
passage. Her face, says Mr. Trevor, was not visible, yet her shadow had
not those rather surprising contours which one generally associates with
women who weep in the night.
“Madam,” began Mr. Maturin.
“Oh!” sobbed the gentle voice. “He is insulting me!”
Mr. Trevor lays some emphasis on the fact that throughout the course of
that miserable night his manners were a pattern of courtliness.
Thinking, however, that a young lady in a situation so lachrymose would
react more favourably to a fatherly tone, he said:
“My child, we hope----”
“Ah!” sobbed the gentle voice. “Please go away, please! I am _not_ that
sort!”
“Come, come!” said Mr. Maturin. “It is us whom you insult with a
suspicion so disagreeable. My friend and I are not of the sort to
commit ourselves to so low a process as that which is called, I
believe, ‘picking up.’”
“We have, as a matter of fact, friends of our own,” said Mr. Trevor
haughtily.
“Speaking generally,” said Mr. Maturin, “women like us. Time over again
I have had to sacrifice my friendship with a man in order to retain his
wife’s respect.”
“Ah, you are a man of honour!” sobbed the young lady.
“We are two men of honour,” said Mr. Trevor.
“And far,” said Mr. Maturin warmly, “from intending you any mischief, we
merely thought, on hearing you weeping----”
“You _heard_ me, sir!”
“From Conduit Street,” said Mr. Trevor severely, whereupon Mr. Maturin
lifted up his voice and sang:
“_From Conduit Street, from Conduit Street,_
_The street of ties and tailors:_
_From Conduit Street, from Conduit Street,_
_A shocking street for trousers_----”
“Oh!” sobbed the young lady. “Is this chivalry?”
“Trousers,” said Mr. Maturin, “are closely connected with chivalry,
insomuch as he who commits chivalry without them is to be considered a
rude fellow. But, child,” Mr. Maturin protested sincerely, “we addressed
you only in the hope that we might be of some service in the extremity
of your grief. I assure you that you can trust us, for since we are no
longer soldiers rape and crime have ceased to attract us. However, you
do not need us. We were wrong. We will go.”
“It was I who was wrong!” came the low voice; and Mr. Trevor says that
only then did the young lady raise her face, when it was instantly as
though the beauty of that small face sent the surrounding darkness
scurrying away. Not, however, that Mr. Trevor was impressed altogether
in the young lady’s favour. Her eyes, which were large, dark and
charming, appeared to rest on handsome Beau Maturin with an intentness
which Mr. Trevor can only describe as bold; while her disregard of his
own presence might have hurt him had he, says Mr. Trevor, cared two pins
for that kind of thing.
“You see, I have not eaten to-day,” the young lady told Beau Maturin,
who cried: “But, then, we _can_ help you!”
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