May Fair : $b being an entertainment purporting to reveal to gentlefolk the real state of affairs existing in the very heart of London during the fifteenth and sixteenth years of the reign of His Majesty King George the Fifth: together with suitable reflections on the last follies, misadventures and galanteries of these charming peopleArlen, Michael
History
May Fair : $b being an entertainment purporting to reveal to gentlefolk the real state of affairs existing in the very heart of London during the fifteenth and sixteenth years of the reign of His Majesty King George the Fifth: together with suitable reflections on the last follies, misadventures and galanteries of these charming people
Arlen, Michael
Great Britain -- History -- George V, 1910-1936 -- Fiction; London (England) -- Fiction
The Michaelis lay full length on the floor, his great fair beard
darkened with his blood, which came, I saw, from a great gash behind his
ear. Across him, with her back to me, sat straddled the gaunt foul
thing, as silent as the grave. Yet even my terror could not overcome my
curiosity as to her actions, for she kept on lowering and raising her
left hand to and from the Michaelis’s beard, while with her right, in
which shone the bloody razor, she sawed the air from side to side. I
could not realise what that vile shape was doing--I could, and could not
admit the realisation. For with her left hand she was plucking out one
by one the long hairs of the Michaelis’s beard, while with the razor in
her right she was slicing them to the floor!
I must have gasped, made some noise, for she heard me; and, turning on
me and brandishing the dripping razor, she snarled like an animal and
leapt towards me. But I am young and quick, and managed just in time to
reach the street-door and slam it against her enraged pursuit.
That was last night. Since then, gentlemen, I have wandered about the
streets of London, resting a little among the poor people in the Parks.
I have had no food, for what money I have is in that house, together
with the formula for the green carnation; but nothing, not death by
exposure nor death by starvation, would induce me to return to the house
in Golders Green while it is haunted by that foul presence. Is she a
homicidal lunatic or a phantom from hell? I do not know, I am too tired
to care. I have told you two gentlemen my story because you seem kind
and capable, and I can only pray that I have not wearied you overmuch.
But I do beg you to believe that nothing is further from my mind than to
ask, and indeed nothing would induce me to accept, anything from you but
the generous sympathy of your understanding and the advice of your
chivalrous intelligence. My tale is finished, gentlemen. And, alas, am
not I?
IV
Mr. Trevor is somewhat confused in his relation of the course of events
immediately subsequent to Miss Samsonoff’s narrative. During its course
he had time, he says, to study the young lady’s beauty, which, though of
a very superior order, was a little too innocent and insipid for his
taste. His judgment, however, cannot be entirely fair, for such was the
direction of the young lady’s eyes that Mr. Trevor could judge her by
her features only. As to the story itself, Mr. Trevor says that, while
yielding to no one in his liking for a good story, he could not see his
way to considering Miss Samsonoff’s notable either for interest,
entertainment, or that human note of stark realism which makes for
conviction; and while, in the ordinary way, a murderer was to him like a
magnet, he could not rouse himself to feel irresistibly attracted
towards the ghoul of Golders Green. It was therefore with surprise not
unmixed with pain that he heard Mr. Maturin saying:
“Ralph, we are in luck!”
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