May Fair : $b being an entertainment purporting to reveal to gentlefolk the real state of affairs existing in the very heart of London during the fifteenth and sixteenth years of the reign of His Majesty King George the Fifth: together with suitable reflections on the last follies, misadventures and galanteries of these charming peopleArlen, Michael
History
May Fair : $b being an entertainment purporting to reveal to gentlefolk the real state of affairs existing in the very heart of London during the fifteenth and sixteenth years of the reign of His Majesty King George the Fifth: together with suitable reflections on the last follies, misadventures and galanteries of these charming people
Arlen, Michael
Great Britain -- History -- George V, 1910-1936 -- Fiction; London (England) -- Fiction
“To what,” Mr. Trevor could not entirely cleanse his voice from the
impurity of sarcasm, “to what do you refer?” But it was not without some
compunction that he heard the young lady sigh miserably to Beau Maturin:
“I am afraid I have wearied your friend. Forgive me.”
“My friend,” said Beau Maturin gently, “is an ass. In point of fact,
Miss Samsonoff, far from wearying us, you have put us under a great
obligation----”
“Ah, you are kind!” the young lady was moved to sob.
“On the contrary,” Mr. Maturin warmly protested, “I am selfish. I gather
you have not been reading the newspapers lately? Had you done so, you
would have read of a murderer who has recently been loose in London and
has so far evaded not only capture but even identification. So far as
the public know through the newspapers this criminal has been
responsible for only two or three murders; but this very night my friend
and I have had private information to the effect that within the last
few weeks twelve mutilated corpses have been found in various parts of
London; to which we must now, no doubt, add a thirteenth, the remains of
your late enemy, Mr. Michaelis. But where _your_ information,” said Mr.
Maturin gallantly, “is especially valuable, is that the police do not
dream that the criminal is of your sex. To my friend and me it is this
original point that invests the pursuit----”
“Pursuit?” Mr. Trevor could not help starting.
“--with,” said Mr. Maturin coldly, “an added charm. And now with your
permission, Miss Samsonoff, we will not only return to you your formula,
as to the financial worth of which I cannot entirely share your late
parent’s optimism, but also----”
“Also,” Mr. Trevor said with restraint, “we will first of all call at
Vine Street and borrow a few policemen.”
“Oh, yes!” the young lady said eagerly. “We will be sure to need some
policemen. Please get some policemen. They will listen to you.”
“I do not find an audience so difficult to find as all that,” said Mr.
Maturin coldly. “The London police, Miss Samsonoff, are delightful, but
rather on the dull side. They are much given to standing in the middle
of crowded roads and dreaming, and in even your short stay in London you
must have observed what a serious, nay intolerable, obstruction they are
to the traffic. No, no, my friend and I will get this murderer
ourselves. Come, Miss Samsonoff.”
“But I dare not come with you!” cried the young lady. “I simply dare not
approach that house again! May I not await your return here?”
“The attacks of ten murderers,” said Mr. Maturin indignantly, “cannot
disfigure your person more violently than being left alone in a
night-club will disfigure your reputation. Bulgarians may be violent,
Miss Samsonoff. But lounge lizards are low dogs.”
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