May Fair : $b being an entertainment purporting to reveal to gentlefolk the real state of affairs existing in the very heart of London during the fifteenth and sixteenth years of the reign of His Majesty King George the Fifth: together with suitable reflections on the last follies, misadventures and galanteries of these charming peopleArlen, Michael
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May Fair : $b being an entertainment purporting to reveal to gentlefolk the real state of affairs existing in the very heart of London during the fifteenth and sixteenth years of the reign of His Majesty King George the Fifth: together with suitable reflections on the last follies, misadventures and galanteries of these charming people
Arlen, Michael
Great Britain -- History -- George V, 1910-1936 -- Fiction; London (England) -- Fiction
It gradually dawned on people, said Dwight-Rankin, that this between
Mrs. Amp and Lady Surplice was not an affair which could be settled by a
duel at Mah Jongg, that this was a case of war to the death. Mrs. Amp
died first.
On that Friday evening, Mrs. Amp was dressing for dinner in her house
near the Champs Élysées. She sat at her toilet-table, and whilst her
maid did this and that to her hair, which, said Dwight-Rankin, aspired
doggedly rather than beautifully to the mode, Mrs. Amp passed the time
by looking out of the windows upon the noble trees of the Champs
Élysées; and presently drew her maid’s attention to the fact that a
circus was at that moment taking its station beneath them. “I want to
tell you,” said Mrs. Amp to her maid, “that I am just crazy about
circuses. Don’t forget to remind me to engage one the next time I pull a
party.”
Those, her maid later told Dwight-Rankin, were almost the last words
Mrs. Amp spoke in this world. For even as she uttered them an uproar
became audible from without: the air was filled with screams, yells and
curses: while the roars of savage beasts struck terror into the most
stable heart and convinced the maid, she told Dwight-Rankin, that the
end of the world was at hand.
With a cry to Mrs. Amp, who sat staring out of the window as though
transfixed, the maid fled; for the uproar from the circus was caused by
nothing less than the escape of the lions from their cages; and these,
their maddened nostrils attracted by Heaven knows what odour, were
rushing furiously on Mrs. Amp’s house, vainly pursued by their keepers.
For the keepers, said Dwight-Rankin, appeared to be quite helpless:
their whips lashed the air with inconceivable energy, but there seemed
to be a grave lack of _entente_ between their commands and the lions’
movements; which was later only half-explained by the fact that they
were Italian keepers in charge of French lions.
The lions, with a bound, with a series of bounds, passed the
_concierge’s_ lodge, wherein the _concierge_ was clinging to an
excrescence from the ceiling; and when the mangled corpse of poor Mrs.
Amp was later found, it was recognisable, said Dwight-Rankin, only by
the perfume which the poor lady was used to affect and which gave proof
of its quality by rising superior even to the lively odour of the lions.
However....
In such manner, said Dwight-Rankin, did Mrs. Amp give up the spirit. Nor
was the sensation caused by her nasty death at all soothed by the
evidence of her trembling _concierge_, who, before the Conference of
Ambassadors that sat to enquire on the great hostess’s death, gave
testimony to the effect that as the lions rushed into her bedroom Mrs.
Amp was distinctly heard to cry: “This is the doing of Muriel Surplice!
I will be revenged, if I roast in hell-fire for it!”
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