May Fair : $b being an entertainment purporting to reveal to gentlefolk the real state of affairs existing in the very heart of London during the fifteenth and sixteenth years of the reign of His Majesty King George the Fifth: together with suitable reflections on the last follies, misadventures and galanteries of these charming peopleArlen, Michael
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May Fair : $b being an entertainment purporting to reveal to gentlefolk the real state of affairs existing in the very heart of London during the fifteenth and sixteenth years of the reign of His Majesty King George the Fifth: together with suitable reflections on the last follies, misadventures and galanteries of these charming people
Arlen, Michael
Great Britain -- History -- George V, 1910-1936 -- Fiction; London (England) -- Fiction
The _concierge_, of course, said Dwight-Rankin, gave his evidence in
French; and when the interpreters had translated it for the benefit of
the Conference of Ambassadors, those distinguished gentlemen were not a
little disturbed by the ominous, if extravagant, burden of Mrs. Amp’s
dying words. And, said Dwight-Rankin, rightly.
III
It was when we came to the second and last part of the affair of Mrs.
Amp and Lady Surplice, which took place in London nearly a year later,
that he himself, said Dwight-Rankin, entered upon the scene. He was, in
point of fact, quite definitely responsible for the awful end to my Lady
Surplice’s last dinner-party, a circumstance which would prey on his
mind to his dying day. For, said Dwight-Rankin, had he not at the last
moment been compelled, by some force outside himself, to take a bird out
for a spot of dinner, and therefore to cancel his engagement to dine
with Lady Surplice, nothing untoward could possibly have happened to
that poor lady.
He had, however, been able to piece together every detail of the
terrible events of that dinner-party with the help of the relations of
those of his friends who were present: the most reliable among these
being Shelmerdene (that lovely lady), Guy de Travest, most upright of
men, and Percy Wentworth, 1st Marquess of Marketharborough, the Lord
Chancellor of England, who was, said Dwight-Rankin, a very hearty man
and a devil for accuracy whether on the Woolsack or the roundabouts.
It was Christmas Eve, and a dirty night. A violent wind distracted the
town, hurling the rain with idiot fury against the windows of swift
limousines and, no doubt, said Dwight-Rankin, greatly inconveniencing
those thoughtless persons who had gone abroad without their limousines.
But since Lady Surplice’s dinner was in honour of royalty, in the person
of Son Altesse le Prince de Finaleauseltz, of the Royal house of Bonbon
de Jambon-Parme, her guests, with that polite servility which
distinguishes the freedom-loving peoples of England and America, were
within the house in St. James’s Square by a quarter-to-nine o’clock.
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