May Fair : $b being an entertainment purporting to reveal to gentlefolk the real state of affairs existing in the very heart of London during the fifteenth and sixteenth years of the reign of His Majesty King George the Fifth: together with suitable reflections on the last follies, misadventures and galanteries of these charming peopleArlen, Michael
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May Fair : $b being an entertainment purporting to reveal to gentlefolk the real state of affairs existing in the very heart of London during the fifteenth and sixteenth years of the reign of His Majesty King George the Fifth: together with suitable reflections on the last follies, misadventures and galanteries of these charming people
Arlen, Michael
Great Britain -- History -- George V, 1910-1936 -- Fiction; London (England) -- Fiction
The state of Valentine’s mind as he ascended the stairway of his house
is best described by the word “pale.” He felt pale. What made him feel
pale was terror. It was past one o’clock in the morning. He had
thundered out of the house at about half-past-eight. And the house was
now as still as a cemetery. The conclusion, to Valentine, was obvious:
the house was as still as a cemetery of love. He saw Valerest waiting,
waiting, waiting for him to return: he heard the clock striking ten,
eleven, midnight: he saw Valerest flush with a profound temper, hastily
pack a few things and--stamp out of the house, never to come back!
Within the bedroom all was dark, silent. Very dark it was, very silent.
Valentine stood just within the doorway, listening very intently. He
could not hear Valerest breathing. There was no Valerest to hear.
“Oh, God!” cried Valentine.
“Yap!” said Mr. Tuppy.
“Oh, dear!” sighed Valerest from the darkness. “What do you want to go
and wake me for when I have to be out riding at eight o’clock!”
Valentine said: “Valerest, thank Heaven you are here! I got such a
shock.”
“Here?” said Valerest. “Shock?”
Valentine switched on the lamp by the bed. It was Valerest’s bed.
Valentine’s bed was in the dressing-room. That is called hygiene. Our
grandfathers never knew about that.
Valerest stared up at him with sleepy bewilderment. Her curly hair was
all over the place. Valentine made it worse by running his hands through
it. Valerest said severely:
“Valentine, what are you talking about? Why shouldn’t I be here? And
where have you been all this time? Why do you look so pale? Have you
been drinking? Why did you get a shock?”
Valentine said violently: “I love you, Valerest.”
“Yap!” said Mr. Tuppy.
Valerest laid the tips of her fingers on his eyes, and she passed the
tips of her fingers over his lips, and she said: “But I _hate_ you!”
“You just wait!” said Valentine.
Valerest pulled at his ears with her fingers and defended her attitude
with irresistible logic. She cried: “I don’t want to love anyone! I
don’t want to love anyone! I don’t want to love anyone! I want to be
free!” And she bit his ear.
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