“The Lord preserve us from these greedy men!” said Miss Jean. “The
water’s in his e’en over his friar’s chicken; which is as wasteful a
dish and as extravagant as any I know. You must try to put up with my
poor Jess’s plain roast and boiled. It will be a trial, no doubt; but I
must go and give her her orders,” said the old lady, marching downstairs
with her cane tapping on every step. She went to the kitchen, and
stirred up the artist there, whose powers were anything but
contemptible, by sarcastic descriptions of her nephew’s tastes. “You
would think to hear him that nobody could dress a decent dish but yon
woman at Pitcomlie,” Miss Jean said, artfully, “and he’s very great on
fish, and thinks none of us know how to put a haddie on the table. It’s
not pleasant for an honest woman like you that have been born among
haddies, so to speak, Jess; but you must not mind what an epicure like
that may say. For my part, I’m always very well pleased with your simple
dishes.”
“Simple dishes! my certy!” said Jess to herself, when her mistress had
withdrawn; and being thus pitted against her important rival at
Pitcomlie, the _cordon-bleu_ of the High Street went to work with such a
will, that Mr. Charles was smitten with wonderment and humiliation.
“It is wonderful the talent that is hidden in out-of-the-way places,” he
said afterwards, when describing this feast; and when you reflect that
he did not know what sort of cook was awaiting him in St. Andrews, and
did know that the good woman in George Square was good for nothing
beyond an occasional chop, it may be supposed that his pretensions in
presence of Miss Jean were considerably lessened. This gave Mr. Charles
more thought than that other matter of the necessity of marrying
Marjory. Now that Marjory belonged as it were to himself, forming indeed
the very first of his conditions of existence, he did not see the
necessity of any change. He said to himself, as her father had once
said, “No husband would be so considerate of her as I am. She will never
get so much of her own way again,” and felt that the suggestion that
Marjory should be married was an impertinence especially offensive to
himself. That could be dismissed, however, with little ceremony. It was
a more serious matter about the cook.
Some weeks, however, elapsed before the removal to St. Andrews was
effected, and in those weeks things went very badly with the household
at Pitcomlie. Fleming, being further aggravated after Mr. Charles’s
departure, decided upon leaving at once instead of waiting for the term,
which had been his first intention.
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