went down to receive my visitor, telling her that I was _very_ well,
that the weather was _very_ warm, that I expected to be _very_ lonely
without my husband, that her bonnet was _very_ pretty, that I didn’t
think negroes as annoying and hateful as she did, after which she took
her leave; and I went back to my room, this time locking the door and
writing the first chapter of my book before the bell rang for dinner.
To Bertha I imparted my secret, reading to her each page as I wrote it,
and though she was not, perhaps, the most appreciating auditor one could
have, she was certainly the most attentive and approving. It is true she
objected to my describing myself as such a homely child. “Jest tell de
truffe and done wid it,” she said; whereupon I assured her that I _had_
told the truth, and then she suggested that in order to make amends for
my ugliness I should represent myself as having been “peart like and
smart.” So, if the reader thinks I have made myself too precocious, the
fault is chargeable to Bertha, for I did it to please her!
For two weeks I wrote, scarcely allowing myself a moment’s rest, and
Bertha, who, when she saw how it wore upon me, began at last to
expostulate. “Thar wasn’t no ’casion,” she said, “to kill myself, when
thar was heaps ’o niggers kickin’ round under foot, and if miss ’sisted
on writin’ a book, why didn’t she make some dem lazy critters do it for
her!”
At the end of two weeks Richard returned, asking me as he looked in my
face “what was the matter, and how I had spent my time?”
Before I could answer, Bertha, who was quite incensed against my book,
said, “she’s done writin’ a spellin’ book, or somethin’, and sits up
’most all night. I tell her how ’twill kill her, but she pay no
’tention!”
The secret was out, and with many blushes I plead guilty, and producing
my manuscript, watched Richard while he read it. Over the first chapter,
where he thought I was going to die, he cried—or that is, tears came to
his eyes; the third he skipped partially, the next entirely, and the
next and the next (I hope the reader has not done likewise); but when he
found Dr. Clayton he read every word, his forehead tying itself up in
knots, which, however, cleared away the moment he came upon himself at
the theatre, though I believe he didn’t feel much complimented by my
description of his personal appearance!
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