_Duke._ Nay, if the devil have given thee proofs for sin,
Thou wilt prove his. Take him to prison, officer:
Correction and instruction must both work
Ere this rude beast will profit. 30
_Elb._ He must before the Deputy, sir; he has given
him warning: the Deputy cannot abide a whoremaster: if
he be a whoremonger, and comes before him, he were as
good go a mile on his errand.
_Duke._ That we were all, as some would seem to be, 35
From our faults, as faults from seeming, free!
_Elb._ His neck will come to your waist,--a cord, sir.
_Pom._ I spy comfort; I cry bail. Here's a gentleman
and a friend of mine.
_Enter LUCIO._
_Lucio._ How now, noble Pompey! What, at the wheels 40
of Caesar? art thou led in triumph? What, is there none
of Pygmalion's images, newly made woman, to be had
now, for putting the hand in the pocket and extracting it
clutched? What reply, ha? What sayest thou to this tune,
matter and method? Is't not drowned i' the last rain, ha? 45
What sayest thou, Trot? Is the world as it was, man?
Which is the way? Is it sad, and few words? or how? The
trick of it?
_Duke._ Still thus, and thus; still worse!
_Lucio._ How doth my dear morsel, thy mistress? Procures 50
she still, ha?
_Pom._ Troth, sir, she hath eaten up all her beef, and
she is herself in the tub.
_Lucio._ Why, 'tis good; it is the right of it; it must be
so: ever your fresh whore and your powdered bawd: an 55
unshunned consequence; it must be so. Art going to
prison, Pompey?
_Pom._ Yes, faith, sir.
_Lucio._ Why, 'tis not amiss, Pompey. Farewell: go,
say I sent thee thither. For debt, Pompey? or how? 60
_Elb._ For being a bawd, for being a bawd.
_Lucio._ Well, then, imprison him: if imprisonment be
the due of a bawd, why, 'tis his right: bawd is he doubtless,
and of antiquity too; bawd-born. Farewell, good Pompey.
Commend me to the prison, Pompey: you will turn good 65
husband now, Pompey; you will keep the house.
_Pom._ I hope, sir, your good worship will be my bail.
_Lucio._ No, indeed, will I not, Pompey; it is not the
wear. I will pray, Pompey, to increase your bondage: if
you take it not patiently, why, your mettle is the more. 70
Adieu, trusty Pompey. 'Bless you, friar.
_Duke._ And you.
_Lucio._ Does Bridget paint still, Pompey, ha?
_Elb._ Come your ways, sir; come.
_Pom._ You will not bail me, then, sir? 75
_Lucio._ Then, Pompey, nor now. What news abroad,
friar? what news?
_Elb._ Come your ways, sir; come.
_Lucio._ Go to kennel, Pompey; go. [_Exeunt Elbow,
Pompey and Officers._] What news, friar, of the Duke? 80
_Duke._ I know none. Can you tell me of any?
_Lucio._ Some say he is with the Emperor of Russia;
other some, he is in Rome: but where is he, think you?
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