Detective and mystery stories; Private investigators -- England -- Fiction; Saint (Fictitious character) -- Fiction
It should have fallen to the Saint to take Miss Girton in to lunch,
but his hostess passed him on to Patricia, and the girl was thus able
to get a word with him aside.
“You’ve already broken your promise twice,” she said. “Do you have to
go on like this?”
“I’m merely attracting attention,” he said. “Having now become the
centre of interest, I shall rest on my laurels.”
He was as good as his word, but Patricia was unreasonably irritated to
observe that he had succeeded in attaining his shamelessly confessed
object. The others of the party felt vaguely at a disadvantage, and
favoured the Saint with furtive glances in which was betrayed not a
little superstitious awe. Once the Saint caught Patricia’s eye, and
the silent mirth that was always bubbling up behind his eyes spread
for a moment into an open grin. She frowned and tossed her pretty
head, and entered upon an earnest discussion with Lapping; but when
she stole a look at the Saint to see how he had taken the snub she saw
that beneath his dutifully decorous demeanour he was shaking with
silent laughter, and she was furious.
The Saint had travelled. He talked interestingly—if with a strong
egotistical bias—about places as far removed from civilisation and
from each other as Vladivostok, Armenia, Moscow, Lapland, Chung-king,
Pernambuco, and Sierra Leone. There seemed to be few of the wilder
parts of the world which he had not visited, and few of those in which
he had not had adventures. He had won a gold rush in South Africa, and
lost his holding in a poker game twenty-four hours later. He had run
guns into China, whisky into the United States, and perfume into
England. He had deserted after a year in the Spanish Foreign Legion.
He had worked his passage across the Atlantic as a steward, tramped
across America, fought his way across Mexico during a free-for-all
revolution, picked up a couple of thousand pounds in the Argentine,
and sailed home from Buenos Aires in a millionaire’s suite—to lose
nearly all the fruit of his wanderings on Epsom Downs.
“You’ll find Baycombe very dull after such an exciting life,” said
Miss Girton.
“Somehow, I don’t agree,” said the Saint. “I find the air very
bracing.”
Bloem adjusted his spectacles and enquired:
“And what might your employment be at the moment?”
“Just now,” said the Saint suavely, “I’m looking for a million
dollars. I feel that I should like to end my days in luxury, and I
can’t get along on less than fifteen thousand a year.”
Algy squawked with merriment.
“Haw-haw!” he yapped. “Jolly good! Too awfully horribly priceless!
What? What?”
“Quite,” the Saint concurred modestly.
“I fear,” said Lapping, “that you will hardly find your million
dollars in Baycombe.”
The Saint put his hands on the tablecloth and studied his finger-nails
with a gentle smile.
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