Detective and mystery stories; Private investigators -- England -- Fiction; Saint (Fictitious character) -- Fiction
The man was in plus-fours of a dazzling purple hue. He had a kind of
haversack slung over his shoulder, and he carried a butterfly net. He
moved aimlessly about—sometimes in short violent rushes, sometimes
walking, sometimes crawling and rooting about on his hands and knees.
He did not seem to notice Templar at all, and the Saint, moving very
silently, came right up and stood over him during an exceptionally
zealous burrowing exploration among some gorse bushes. While Simon
watched, the naturalist made a sudden pounce, accompanied by a gasp of
triumph, and wriggled back into the open with a small beetle held
gingerly between his thumb and forefinger. The haversack was hitched
round, a matchbox secured, the insect imprisoned therein, and the box
carefully stowed away. Then the entomologist rose to his feet,
perspiring and very red in the face.
“Good afternoon, sir,” he remarked genially, mopping his brow with an
appallingly green silk handkerchief.
“So it is,” agreed the Saint.
Mr. Templar had a disconcerting trick of taking the most conventional
speech quite literally—a device which he had adopted because it threw
the onus of continuing the conversation upon the other party.
“An innocuous and healthy pastime,” explained the stranger, with a
friendly and all-embracing sweep of his hand. “Fresh air—exercise—and
all in the most glorious scenery in England.”
He was half a head shorter than the Saint, but a good two stone
heavier. His eyes were large and child-like behind a pair of enormous
horn-rimmed glasses, and he wore a straggly pale walrus moustache. The
sight of this big middle-aged man in the shocking clothes, with his
ridiculous little butterfly net, was as diverting as anything the
Saint could remember.
“Of course—you’re Dr. Carn,” said the Saint, and the other started.
“How did you know?”
“I always seem to be giving people surprises,” complained Simon,
completely at his ease. “It’s so simple. You look less like a doctor
than anyone but a doctor could look, and there’s only one doctor in
Baycombe. How’s trade?”
Suddenly Carn was no longer genial.
“My profession?” he said stiffly. “I don’t quite understand.”
“You are one of many,” sighed the Saint. “Nobody ever quite
understands me. And I wasn’t talking about your new profession, but
about your old trade.”
Carn looked very closely at the younger man, but Simon was gazing at
the sea, and his face was inscrutable except for a faintly mocking
twist at the corners of his mouth—a twist that might have meant
anything.
“You’re clever, Templar——”
“Mr. Templar to the aristocracy, but Saint to you,” Simon corrected
him benevolently. “Naturally I’m clever. If I wasn’t, I’d be dead. And
my especial brilliance is an infallible memory for faces.”
“You’re clever, Templar, but this time you’re mistaken, and persisting
in your delusion is making you forget your manners.”
The Saint favoured Carn with a lazy smile.
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