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Melincourt : $b or, Sir Oran Haut-Ton
Peacock, Thomas Love
English fiction -- 19th century; Orangutans -- Fiction; Satire
They entered several of the cottages, and found in them all the same
traces of comfort and content, and the same images of the better days of
England: the clean-tiled floor, the polished beechen table, the tea-cups
on the chimney, the dresser with its glittering dishes, the old woman
with her spinning-wheel by the fire, and the old man with his little
grandson in the garden, giving him his first lessons in the use of the
spade, the good wife busy in her domestic arrangements, and the pot
boiling on the fire for the return of her husband from his labour in the
field.
[Illustration: _‘My father,’ said Mr. Forester, ‘began what I merely
perpetuate.’_]
‘Is it not astonishing,’ said Mr. Forester, ‘that there should be any
who think, as I know many do, the number of cottagers on their land a
grievance, and desire to be quit of them,[71] and have no feeling of
remorse in allotting to one solitary family as much extent of cultivated
land as was ploughed by the whole Roman people in the days of
Cincinnatus?[72] The three great points of every political system are
the health, the morals, and the number of the people. Without health and
morals the people cannot be happy; but without numbers they cannot be a
great and powerful nation, nor even exist for any considerable time.[73]
And by numbers I do not mean the inhabitants of the cities, the sordid
and sickly victims of commerce, and the effeminate and enervated slaves
of luxury; but in estimating the power and the riches of a country, I
take my only criterion from its agricultural population.’
CHAPTER XXVII
THE ANTI-SACCHARINE FÊTE
Miss Evergreen accompanied them in their return, to preside at the
anti-saccharine fête. Mr. Hippy was turned out to make room for her in
the barouche, and took his seat on the roof with Messieurs Forester and
Fax. Anthelia no longer deemed it necessary to keep a guard over her
heart: the bud of mutual affection between herself and Mr. Forester,
both being, as they were, perfectly free and perfectly ingenuous, was
rapidly expanding into the full bloom of happiness: they dreamed not
that evil was near to check, if not to wither it.
The whole party was prevailed on by Miss Evergreen to be her guests at
Redrose Abbey till after the anti-saccharine fête, which very shortly
took place, and was attended by the principal members of the
Anti-saccharine Society, and by an illustrious assemblage from near and
from far: amongst the rest by our old acquaintance, Mr. Derrydown, Mr.
O’Scarum, Major O’Dogskin, Mr. Sarcastic, the Reverend Mr. Portpipe, and
Mr. Feathernest the poet, who brought with him his friend Mr. Vamp the
reviewer. Lord Anophel Achthar and the Reverend Mr. Grovelgrub deemed it
not expedient to join the party, but ensconced themselves in Alga
Castle, studying _michin malicho_, which means mischief.
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