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Melincourt : $b or, Sir Oran Haut-Ton
Peacock, Thomas Love
English fiction -- 19th century; Orangutans -- Fiction; Satire
The anti-saccharine fête commenced with a splendid dinner, as Mr.
Forester thought to make luxury on this occasion subservient to
morality, by showing what culinary art could effect without the
intervention of West Indian produce; and the preparers of the feast,
under the superintendence of Miss Evergreen, had succeeded so well, that
the company testified very general satisfaction, except that a worthy
Alderman and Baronet from London (who had been studying the picturesque
at Low-wood Inn, and had given several manifestations of exquisite taste
that had completely won the hearts of Mr. O’Scarum and Major O’Dogskin)
having just helped himself to a slice of venison, fell back aghast
against the back of his chair, and dropped the knife and fork from his
nerveless hands, on finding that currant-jelly was prohibited: but being
recovered by an application of the Honourable Mrs. Pinmoney’s
vinaigrette, he proceeded to revenge himself on a very fine pheasant,
which he washed down with floods of Madeira, being never at a loss for
some one to take wine with him, as he had the good fortune to sit
opposite to the Reverend Mr. Portpipe, who was _toujours prêt_ on the
occasion, and a _coup-d’œil_ between them arranged the whole preliminary
of the compotatory ceremonial.
After dinner Mr. Forester addressed the company. They had seen, he said,
that culinary luxury could be carried to a great degree of refinement
without the intervention of West Indian produce: and though he himself
deprecated luxury altogether, yet he would waive that point for the
present, and concede a certain degree of it to those who fancied they
could not do without it, if they would only in return make so very
slight a concession to philanthropy, to justice, to liberty, to every
feeling of human sympathy, as to abstain from an indulgence which was
obtained by the most atrocious violation of them all, an indulgence of
which the foundations were tyranny, robbery, and murder, and every form
of evil, anguish, and oppression, at which humanity shudders; all which
were comprehended in the single name of SLAVERY. ‘Sugar,’ said he, ‘is
economically superfluous, nay, worse than superfluous: in the middling
classes of life it is a formidable addition to the expenses of a large
family, and for no benefit, for no addition to the stock of domestic
comfort, which is often sacrificed in more essential points to this
frivolous and wanton indulgence. It is physically pernicious, as its
destruction of the teeth, and its effects on the health of children much
pampered with sweetmeats, sufficiently demonstrate. It is morally
atrocious, from being the primary cause of the most complicated
corporeal suffering and the most abject mental degradation that ever
outraged the form and polluted the spirit of man. It is politically
abominable, for covering with every variety of wretchedness some of the
fairest portions of the earth, which, if the inhabitants of free
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