Melincourt : $b or, Sir Oran Haut-TonPeacock, Thomas Love
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Melincourt : $b or, Sir Oran Haut-Ton
Peacock, Thomas Love
English fiction -- 19th century; Orangutans -- Fiction; Satire
‘You seriously think, sir,’ said Mr. Fax, ‘that his opinion is false?’
‘Sir,’ said the reverend gentleman, somewhat nettled, ‘I do not know
what right any one can have to ask a man of my cloth what he seriously
thinks, when all that the world has to do with is what he seriously
says.’
‘Then you seriously say it, sir?’ said Mr. Fax.
‘I do, sir,’ said the divine; ‘and for this very orthodox reason, that
the system of paper-money is inseparably interwoven with the present
order of things, and the present order of things I have made up my mind
to stick by, precisely as long as it lasts.’
‘_And no longer?_’ said Mr. Fax.
‘I am no fool, sir,’ said the divine.
‘But, sir,’ said Mr. Fax, ‘as you seem to have perceived the instability
of what is called (like _lucus a non lucendo_) the _firm_ of
Smokeshadow, Airbubble, Hopthetwig, and Company, why did not you warn
your flock of the impending danger?’
‘Sir,’ said the reverend gentleman, ‘I dined every week with one of the
partners.’
Mr. Forester took notice of an elderly woman who was sitting with a
small handful of dirty paper, weeping bitterly on the step of a door.
‘Forgive my intrusion,’ said he; ‘I need not ask you why you weep; the
cause is in your hand.’—‘Ah, sir!’ said the poor woman, who could hardly
speak for sobbing, ‘all the savings of twenty years taken from me in a
moment; and my poor boy, when he comes home from sea——’ She could say no
more: grief choked her utterance.
‘Good God!’ said Mr. Fax, ‘did you lay by your savings in country
paper?’
‘O sir!’ said the poor woman, ‘how was I to know that one piece of paper
was not as good as another? And everybody said that the firm of
Smokeshadow, Airbubble, Hopthetwig, and Company was as good as the Bank
of England.’ She then unfolded one of the _promises to pay_, and fell to
weeping more bitterly than ever. Mr. Forester comforted her as well as
he could; but he found the purchasing of one or two of her notes much
more efficacious than all the lessons of his philosophy.
‘This is all your fault,’ said a fisherman to his wife; ‘you would be
hoarding and hoarding, and stinting me of my drop of comfort when I came
in after a hard day’s work, tossed and beaten, and wet through with salt
water, and there’s what we’ve got by it.’
‘It was all your fault,’ retorted the wife; ‘when we had scraped
together twenty as pretty golden guineas as ever laid in a chest, you
would sell ’em, so you would, for twenty-seven pounds of Mr.
Smokeshadow’s paper; _and now you see the difference_.’
‘Here is an illustration,’ said Mr. Fax to Mr. Forester, ‘of the old
maxim of _experience teaching wisdom_, or, as Homer expresses it, ῥεχθεν
δε τε νηπιος ἐγνω.’
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