Melincourt : $b or, Sir Oran Haut-TonPeacock, Thomas Love
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Melincourt : $b or, Sir Oran Haut-Ton
Peacock, Thomas Love
English fiction -- 19th century; Orangutans -- Fiction; Satire
‘_We ought now to be convinced, if not before_,’ said Mr. Forester,
‘_that what Plato has said is strictly true, that there will be no end
of human misery till governors become philosophers or philosophers
governors_; and that all the evils which this country suffers, and, I
fear, will suffer to a much greater extent, from the bursting of this
fatal bubble of paper-money—this chimerical symbol of imaginary
riches—_are owing to the want of philosophy and true political wisdom in
our rulers, by which they might have seen things in their causes, not
felt them only in their effects, as even the most vulgar man does: and
by which foresight, all the mischiefs that are befalling us might have
been prevented_.’[77]
‘Very hard,’ said an old soldier, ‘very, very hard:—a poor five pounds,
laid up for a rainy day,—hardly got, and closely kept—very, very hard.’
‘Poor man!’ said Mr. Forester, who was interested in the soldier’s
physiognomy, ‘let me repair your loss. Here is better paper for you; but
get gold and silver for it as soon as you can.’
‘God bless your honour,’ said the soldier, ‘and send as much power as
goodwill to all such generous souls. Many is the worthy heart that this
day’s work will break, and here is more damage than one man can mend.
God bless your honour.’
A respectable-looking female approached the crowd, and addressing
herself to Mr. Fax, who seemed most at leisure to her, asked him what
chance there seemed to be for the creditors of Messieurs Smokeshadow,
Airbubble, Hopthetwig, and Company. ‘By what I can gather from the
people around me,’ said Mr. Fax, ‘none whatever.’ The lady was in great
distress at this intelligence, and said they were her bankers, and it
was the second misfortune of the kind that had happened to her. Mr. Fax
expressed his astonishment that she should have been twice the victim of
the system of paper-coinage, which seemed to contradict the old adage
about a burnt child; and said it was for his part astonishing to him how
any human being could be so deluded after the perils of the system had
been so clearly pointed out, and amongst other things, in a pamphlet of
his own on the Insubstantiality of Smoke. ‘Indeed,’ she said, ‘she had
something better to do than to trouble herself about politics, and
wondered he should insult her in her distress by talking of such stuff
to her.’
‘Was ever such infatuation?’ said Mr. Fax, as the lady turned away.
‘This is one of those persons who choose to walk blindfold on the edge
of a precipice, because it is too much trouble to see, and quarrel with
their best friends for requesting them to make use of their eyes. There
are many such, who think they have no business with politics; but they
find to their cost that politics will have business with them.’
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