Melincourt : $b or, Sir Oran Haut-Ton — John Shaqi
Melincourt : $b or, Sir Oran Haut-TonPeacock, Thomas Love
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Melincourt : $b or, Sir Oran Haut-Ton
Peacock, Thomas Love
English fiction -- 19th century; Orangutans -- Fiction; Satire
[Illustration: _Fashionable arrivals._]
The ivied battlements and frowning towers of Melincourt Castle, as they
burst at once upon the sight, very much astonished the elder and
delighted the younger lady; for the latter had cultivated a great deal
of theoretical romance—in taste, not in feeling—an important
distinction—which enabled her to be most liberally sentimental in words,
without at all influencing her actions; to talk of heroic affection and
selfsacrificing enthusiasm, without incurring the least danger of
forming a disinterested attachment, or of erring in any way whatever on
the score of practical generosity. Indeed, in all respects of practice
the young lady was the true counterpart of her mother, though they
sometimes differed a little in the forms of sentiment: thus, for
instance, when any of their dear friends happened to go, as it is
called, down hill in the world, the old lady was generally very severe
on their _imprudence_, and the young lady very pathetic on their
_misfortune_: but as to holding any further intercourse with, or
rendering any species of assistance to, any dear friend so
circumstanced, neither the one nor the other was ever suspected of
conduct so very unfashionable. In the main point, therefore, of both
their lives, that of making a _good match_ for Miss Danaretta, their
views perfectly coincided; and though Miss Danaretta, in her speculative
conversations on this subject, among her female acquaintance, talked as
young ladies always talk, and laid down very precisely _the only kind of
man she would ever think of marrying_, endowing him, of course, with all
the virtues in our good friend Hookman’s Library; yet it was very well
understood, as it usually is on similar occasions, that no other proof
of the possession of the aforesaid virtues would be required from any
individual who might present himself in the character of _Corydon
sospiroso_ than a satisfactory certificate from the old lady in
Threadneedle Street, that the bearer was a _good man_, and could be
proved so in the _Alley_.
Such were the amiable specimens of worldly wisdom, and affected romance,
that prepared to invade the retirement of the mountain-enthusiast, the
really romantic unworldly Anthelia.
‘What a strange-looking old place!’ said Mrs. Pinmoney; ‘it seems like
anything but the dwelling of a young heiress. I am afraid the rascally
postboys have joined in a plot against us, and intend to deliver us to a
gang of thieves!’
‘Banditti, you should say, mamma,’ said Miss Danaretta; ‘thieves is an
odious word.’
‘Pooh, child!’ said Mrs. Pinmoney. ‘The reality is odious enough, let
the word be what it will. Is not a rogue a rogue, call him by what name
you may?’
‘Oh, certainly not,’ said Miss Danaretta; ‘for in that case a poor rogue
without a title, would not be more a rogue than a rich rogue with one;
but that he is so in a most infinite proportion, the whole experience of
the world demonstrates.’
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