Melincourt : $b or, Sir Oran Haut-TonPeacock, Thomas Love
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Melincourt : $b or, Sir Oran Haut-Ton
Peacock, Thomas Love
English fiction -- 19th century; Orangutans -- Fiction; Satire
They spent the evening in the old oak parlour, and conversed on various
subjects, during which a knotty point opposing itself to the solution of
an historical question, Mr. Forester expressed a wish to be allowed
access to the reverend gentleman’s library. The reverend gentleman
hummed awhile with great gravity and deliberation: then slowly rising
from his large arm-chair, he walked across the room to the farther
corner, where throwing open the door of a little closet, he said with
extreme complacency, ‘There is my library: Homer, Virgil, and Horace,
for old acquaintance sake, and the credit of my cloth: Tillotson,
Atterbury, and Jeremy Taylor, for materials of exhortation and
ingredients of sound doctrine: and for my own private amusement in an
occasional half-hour between my dinner and my nap, a translation of
Rabelais and _The Tale of a Tub_.’
_Mr. Fax._ A well-chosen collection.
_The Rev. Mr. Portpipe._—_Multum in parvo._ But there is something that
may amuse you: a little drawer of mineral specimens that have been
picked up in this vicinity, and a fossil or two. Among the latter is a
curious bone that was found in a hill just by, invested with stalactite.
_Mr. Forester._ The bone of a human thumb, unquestionably.
_The Rev. Mr. Portpipe._ Very probably.
_Mr. Forester._ Which, by its comparative proportion, must have belonged
to an individual about eleven feet six or seven inches in height: there
are no such men now.
_Mr. Fax._ Except, perhaps, among the Patagonians, whose existence is,
however, disputed.
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