Melincourt : $b or, Sir Oran Haut-TonPeacock, Thomas Love
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Melincourt : $b or, Sir Oran Haut-Ton
Peacock, Thomas Love
English fiction -- 19th century; Orangutans -- Fiction; Satire
The change of dress, the dinner, the dessert, seasoned with the _newest
news_ of the fashionable world, which the visitors thought must be of
all things the most delightful to the mountain recluse, filled up a
portion of the evening. When they returned from the dining-room to the
library, the windows were closed, the curtains drawn, and the tea and
coffee urns bubbling on the table, and sending up their steamy columns:
an old fashion to be sure, and sufficiently rustic, for which we
apologise in due form to the reader, who prefers his tea and coffee
brought in cool by the butler in little cups on a silver salver, and
handed round to the simpering company till it is as cold as an Iceland
spring. There is no disputing about taste, and the taste of Melincourt
Castle on this subject had been always very poetically unfashionable;
for the tea would have satisfied Johnson, and the coffee enchanted
Voltaire.
‘I must confess, my dear,’ said the Honourable Mrs. Pinmoney, ‘there is
a great deal of comfort in your way of living, that is, there would be,
in good company; but you are so solitary——’
‘Here is the best of company,’ said Anthelia, smiling, and pointing to
the shelves of the library.
_The Hon. Mrs. Pinmoney._ Very true: books are very good things in their
way; but an hour or two at most is quite enough of them for me; more can
serve no purpose but to muddle one’s head. If I were to live such a life
for a week as you have done for the last twelve months, I should have
more company than I like, in the shape of a whole legion of blue devils.
_Miss Danaretta._ Nay, I think there is something delightfully romantic
in Anthelia’s mode of life; but I confess I should like now and then,
peeping through the ivy of the battlements, to observe a _preux
chevalier_ exerting all his eloquence to persuade the inflexible porter
to open the castle gates, and allow him one opportunity of throwing
himself at the feet of the divine lady of the castle, for whom he had
been seven years dying a lingering death.
_The Hon. Mrs. Pinmoney._ And growing fatter all the while. Heaven
defend me from such hypocritical fops! Seven years indeed! It did not
take as many weeks to bring me and poor dear dead Mr. Pinmoney together.
_Anthelia._ I should have been afraid that so short an acquaintance
would scarcely have been sufficient to acquire that mutual knowledge of
each other’s tastes, feelings, and character, which I should think the
only sure basis of matrimonial happiness.
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