Melincourt : $b or, Sir Oran Haut-TonPeacock, Thomas Love
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Melincourt : $b or, Sir Oran Haut-Ton
Peacock, Thomas Love
English fiction -- 19th century; Orangutans -- Fiction; Satire
Sir Telegraph was tossing off the last heeltap of his regular diurnal
allowance of wine, when Mr. Forester and Sir Oran Haut-ton reappeared,
walking past the window arm in arm; Sir Oran’s mode of progression being
very vacillating, indirect, and titubant; enough so, at least, to show
that he had not completely danced off the effects of the Madeira. Mr.
Forester shortly after entered; and Sir Telegraph inquiring concerning
Sir Oran, ‘I have persuaded him to go to bed,’ said Mr. Forester, ‘and I
doubt not he is already fast asleep.’ A servant now entered with tea.
Sir Telegraph proceeded to help himself, when he perceived there was no
sugar, and reminded his host of the omission.
_Mr. Forester._ If I had anticipated the honour of your company, Sir
Telegraph, I would have provided myself with a small quantity of that
nefarious ingredient: but in this solitary situation, these things are
not to be had at a moment’s notice. As it is, seeing little company, and
regulating my domestic arrangements on philosophical principles, I never
suffer an atom of West Indian produce to pass my threshold. I have no
wish to resemble those pseudo-philanthropists, those miserable
declaimers against slavery, who are very liberal of words which cost
them nothing, but are not capable of advancing the object they profess
to have at heart, by submitting to the smallest personal privation. If I
wish seriously to exterminate an evil, I begin by examining how far I am
myself, in any way whatever, an accomplice in the extension of its
baleful influence. My reform commences at home. How can I unblushingly
declaim against thieves, while I am a receiver of stolen goods? How can
I seriously call myself an enemy to slavery, while I indulge in the
luxuries that slavery acquires? How can the consumer of sugar pretend to
throw on the grower of it the exclusive burden of their participated
criminality? How can he wash his hands, and say with Pilate, “_I am
innocent of this blood, see ye to it_”?
Sir Telegraph poured some cream into his unsweetened tea, drank it, and
said nothing. Mr. Forester proceeded:
If every individual in this kingdom, who is truly and conscientiously an
enemy to the slave-trade, would subject himself to so very trivial a
privation as abstinence from colonial produce, I consider that a mortal
blow would be immediately struck at the roots of that iniquitous system.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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