Memoirs of Miss Sidney Biddulph: Extracted from her own Journal, and now first publishedSheridan, Frances Chamberlaine
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Memoirs of Miss Sidney Biddulph: Extracted from her own Journal, and now first published
Sheridan, Frances Chamberlaine
English fiction -- 18th century
And now who do you think the husband is whom I have under
contemplation for her? Why, no less a man than my valet de chambre
Monsieur Pivet. He is young and handsome, of good parts, and a man
of birth. He tells me he has an uncle that is a marquis, and three
or four cousins that are in the high court of parliament. Without a
joke, the fellow is of a pretty good family: he was bred a mercer,
and in a frolic had run away from his business, when I picked him up
at Paris, at the time you and I were there together. He then told
me, that he only hired with me for an opportunity of seeing a little
of the world, and that he would one time or other sit down and
settle to his trade. I have sounded him on the point, and find him
very ready to accept of the lady with all her faults.
I told you I introduced him to Mrs Gerrarde, to serve as her
interpreter in the house, at the time I was ill. I did not then tell
her who he was; and both she and her maid take him for no other than
an acquaintance of mine, who happens to lodge in the same house with
us. The vain rogue has encouraged this opinion, and I suppose passes
for a very pretty fellow with them; for you know Pivet is a Beau,
and is really not ungenteel. But do not fancy that I intend to
impose him on the lady for any other than what he really is. All
disguise is now laid aside, and I shall proceed with the utmost
plainness and sincerity, as soon as I know the lady's mind in regard
to her choice.
Here, my dear Sir George, I must take breath a little: it has been a
busy day. I undertook a difficult voyage without the certainty of a
landing-place; a few storms I expected to encounter; I hope I have
weathered the worst, and have come at length to some prospect of an
harbour. I expect my next greeting to you will be from a fairer
shore.--Upon second thoughts, I will not send this off, till I can
put both you and myself out of the reach of suspence....
Congratulate me, Sir George, honour me, as the first of politicians,
the greatest of negotiators! Let no hero of romance compare himself
to me, for first making difficulties, and then extricating myself
out of them; let no giant pretend to equal me in the management of
captive beauties in inchanted castles; let no necromancer presume to
vie with me in skill for metamorphosing tigresses into doves, and
changing imperious princesses into plain country nymphs. _All_ this
I have brought to pass, without the assistance of enchanted sword or
dwarf, in the compass of a few days; but take the circumstances in
the order they occurred.
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