Frontier and pioneer life -- Oregon; Frontier and pioneer life -- Washington (State)
While wandering through the valley of the Clearwater and the adjacent
hills, I was much struck with the wonders of petrification. I saw huge
fir-logs, petrified. I can never think of what I then saw without
recalling a story which I heard while delegate to Congress, and at
Washington City. Congress always makes liberal appropriations for the
investigation of the flora and fauna, and the mineral indications, as
well as the water supply or rainfall, in the territories, and in the
desert portions of the United States. Rugged old Ben Wade, while a
Senator from Ohio, always opposed these appropriations as a waste of the
people's money in what he styled, bug-hunting expeditions. Two
scientists, eminent for their learning, and known as Major Hayden and
Captain Powell, were usually employed in these explorations. The Major
was said to be something of a martinet, while the Captain was an
excellent judge of human nature, and had plenty of what the Philosopher
Locke called "round-about common-sense." While on one of these
scientific exploring expeditions these two gentlemen were in the
mountains near Pike's Peak. That country abounds in fine specimens of
petrification. One day the Major met a company of miners, and related to
them the wonderful specimens of petrification seen by him that day. The
miners listened with eloquent, but I fear insincere, attention to the
Major's statement. When he had concluded, one of them said: "If you will
go with me, Major, to the other side of the ridge, I will show you a
specimen of petrification that discounts anything you have seen today."
The Major listened while the miner said, that at the base of a nearly
perpendicular wall of rock, extending upward several hundred feet, there
was an Indian with a rifle in his hand pointing at an angle upward
towards the rock; that both Indian and rifle were petrified; that the
smoke around the muzzle of the gun was petrified; and, what was more
wonderful, that a short distance from the muzzle of the gun a cougar was
petrified right in the air. The Major showed some uneasiness as the
story proceeded, and said at its conclusion: "I was inclined to believe
you when you began, but now I know you are lying." The miner softly put
his hand to his pistol, but, relenting, said: "You are a tenderfoot and
I forgive you; but why did you say I was lying?" "Because," said the
Major, "I know that the laws of gravitation would bring that cougar
down." "The laws of gravitation be damned," said the miner, "they were
petrified too."
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