Memoirs of the Princesse de Ligne, Vol. 1 (of 2)Massalska, Apolonia Helena
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Memoirs of the Princesse de Ligne, Vol. 1 (of 2)
Massalska, Apolonia Helena
Ligne, Charles Joseph, prince de, 1735-1814; Massalska, Apolonia Helena, 1763-1815
“I had at that time,” she says, “a terrible aversion for good
handwriting. Monsieur Charme was very much displeased with me, and
set me back to write nothing but O’s, which bored me very much, and
at the same time made the whole class laugh at me: they said I should
never be able to sign my own name. It was not that I absolutely hated
writing; on the contrary, I spent the whole day writing my _Memoirs_,
as was the fashion amongst the elder young ladies at that time, and
we, the younger class, chose to do the same. I therefore scribbled all
day long, but it was such a scrawl that only I could read it, and,
far from benefiting me, it spoilt my hand. Mademoiselle de Choiseul
often wrote for me, but, as they perceived it was not my writing,
Monsieur Charme complained of me to Mother Quatre Temps. She asked me:
‘Mademoiselle, is it you who have written this?’ I answered: ‘Yes,
Madame, in truth it is I.’ She said: ‘If it is you, write out at once
before me a similar page.’ Then I was very much embarrassed, I should
have liked to have got into a mouse-hole. What I wrote worst were the
M’s and N’s, and my copy was ‘Massinissa, roi de Numidie.’ As every
one knows, there are a great many tops and tails in that name; and
there they were, all awry, one going one way, the other another; in
short, it was easy to see that I was incapable of making such a copy.
Then Mother Quatre Temps fastened donkey’s ears on to me, and because
I had told falsehoods hung a red tongue, together with my copy, on my
back. I began saying that I wrote so badly because the table had been
shaken; I was told that I slandered, and the black tongue was added.
The worst of it was that Madame de Rochechouart, who was rather pleased
with me, and was beginning to show me much kindness, had told me at the
morning class to go to her cell that evening at six. But now the hour
was approaching, how could I make my appearance in the state I was in?
I would sooner have died. Was I presentable with donkey’s ears, two
tongues, and a tattered scrawl on my back? So when Mother Quatre Temps
told me to go to the _Maîtresse Générale_, I would not leave my place,
and I cried enough to make my eyes start out of my head. Mademoiselle
de Choiseul was also crying, and all my class pitied me. When Mother
Quatre Temps saw I would not obey her, she added into the bargain
the order of ignominy, and sent for two lay sisters, Sister Eloi and
Sister Bichon, who took me by the arms, dragged me from my stall, and
conducted me to the door of Madame de Rochechouart’s cell. When I
arrived there I was so wretched that I felt my life was not worth a
pin. Directly I entered Madame de Rochechouart called out and said:
‘Eh, my heavens, what has happened to you? you look like a merryandrew;
what can you have done to deserve being deprived of your human figure?’
Then I threw myself at her feet, and told her my faults. I saw she had
the greatest difficulty in the world to keep herself from laughing;
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