Memorials and Other Papers — Volume 1De Quincey, Thomas
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Memorials and Other Papers — Volume 1
De Quincey, Thomas
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Happy was the childhood, happy the early dawn of womanhood, which
these two young ladies passed under the guardianship of Mrs. Schreiber.
Education in those days was not the austere old lady that she is now.
At least, in the case of young ladies, her exactions were merciful and
considerate. If Miss Smith sang pretty well, and Miss Watson _very_
well, and with the power of singing difficult _part_ music at sight,
they did so for the same reason that the lark sings, and chiefly under
the same gentle tuition--that of nature, glad almighty nature, breathing
inspiration from her Delphic tripod of happiness, and health, and hope.
Mrs. Schreiber pretended to no intellectual gifts whatever; and yet,
practically, she was wiser than many who have the greatest. First of
all other tasks which she imposed upon her wards, was that of daily
exercise, and exercise carried to _excess_. She insisted upon four
hours' exercise daily; and, as young ladies walk fast, _that_ would have
yielded, at the rate of three and a half miles per hour, thirteen plus
one third miles. But only two and a half hours were given to walking;
the other one and a half to riding. No day was a day of rest; absolutely
none. Days so stormy that they "kept the raven to her nest," snow the
heaviest, winds the most frantic, were never listened to as any ground
of reprieve from the ordinary exaction. I once knew (that is, not
personally, for I never saw her, but through the reports of her many
friends) an intrepid lady, [Footnote: If I remember rightly, some
account is given of this palæstric lady and her stern Pædo-gymnastics,
in a clever book on household medicine and surgery under circumstances
of inevitable seclusion from professional aid, written about the year
1820-22, by Mr. Haden, a surgeon of London.] living in the city of
London (that is, technically the _city_, as opposed to Westminster,
etc., Mary-le-bone, etc.), who made a point of turning out her newborn
infants for a pretty long airing, even on the day of their birth. It
made no difference to her whether the month were July or January; good,
undeniable air is to be had in either month. Once only she was baffled,
and most indignant it made her, because the little thing chose to
be born at half-past nine P. M.; so that, by the time its toilet was
finished, bonnet and cloak all properly adjusted, the watchman was
calling "Past eleven, and a cloudy night;" upon which, most reluctantly,
she was obliged to countermand the orders for that day's exercise, and
considered herself, like the Emperor Titus, to have lost a day. But what
came of the London lady's or of Mrs. Schreiber's Spartan discipline?
Did the little blind kittens of Gracechurch-street, who were ordered by
their penthesiléan mamma, on the very day of their nativity, to face the
most cruel winds--did _they_, or did Mrs. Schreiber's wards, justify,
in after life, this fierce discipline, by commensurate results of
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