Memorials and Other Papers — Volume 1De Quincey, Thomas
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Memorials and Other Papers — Volume 1
De Quincey, Thomas
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I mention this fact, one of a thousand similar facts, simply by way
of reminding the reader of what he must himself have often witnessed;
namely, that no woman is condemned by nature to any ignoble necessity
of repining against the power of other women; her own may be far more
confined, but within its own circle may possibly, measured against
that of the haughtiest beauty, be the profounder. However, waiving the
question thus generally put here, and as it specially affected these two
young women that virtually were sisters, any question of precedency in
power or display, when brought into collision with sisterly affection,
had not a momentary existence. Each had soon redundant proofs of her
own power to attract suitors without end; and, for the more or the less,
_that_ was felt to be a matter of accident. Never, on this earth, I am
satisfied, did that pure sisterly love breathe a more steady inspiration
than now into the hearts and through the acts of these two generous
girls; neither was there any sacrifice which either would have refused
_to_ or _for_ the other. The period, however, was now rapidly shortening
during which they would have any opportunity for testifying this
reciprocal love. Suitors were flocking around them, as rank as
cormorants in a storm. The grim old chancellor (one, if not both, of
the young ladies having been a ward in Chancery) had all his
legal jealousies awakened on their behalf. The worshipful order of
_adventurers_ and _fortune-hunters_, at that time chiefly imported from
Ireland, as in times more recent from Germany, and other moustachoed
parts of the continent, could not live under the raking fire of Mrs.
Schreiber, on the one side, with her female tact and her knowledge of
life, and of the chancellor, with his huge discretional power, on the
other. That particular chancellor, whom the chronology of the case
brought chiefly into connection with Miss Watson's interests, was (if
my childish remembrances do not greatly mislead me) the iracund Lord
Thurlow. Lovers and wooers this grim lawyer regarded as the most
impertinent order of animals in universal zoology; and of these, in Miss
Watson's case, he had a whole menagerie to tend. Penelope, according
to some school-boy remembrance of mine, had one hundred and eighteen
suitors. These young ladies had almost as many. Heavens! what a crew
of Comus to follow or to lead! And what a suitable person was
this truculent old lord on the woolsack to enact the part of
shepherd--Corydon, suppose, or Alphesibæus--to this goodly set of lambs!
How he must have admired the hero of the "Odyssey," who in one way or
other accounted for all the wooers that "sorned" upon his house, and
had a receipt for their bodies from the grave-digger of Ithaca! But even
this wily descendant of Sisyphus would have found it no such easy matter
to deal with the English suitors, who were not the feeble voluptuaries
of the Ionian Islands, that suffered themselves to be butchered as
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