Memories, by Admiral of the Fleet, Lord FisherFisher, John Arbuthnot Fisher, Baron
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Memories, by Admiral of the Fleet, Lord Fisher
Fisher, John Arbuthnot Fisher, Baron
Admirals -- Great Britain -- Biography; Fisher, John Arbuthnot Fisher, Baron, 1841-1920; Great Britain. Royal Navy
This proposal of mine having been discarded, all that then
remained for our inevitable war with Germany was to continue the
concentration of our whole Naval strength in the Decisive Theatre
of the War, in Northern Waters, which was so unostentatiously
carried out that it was only Admiral Mahan’s article in _The
Scientific American_ that drew attention to the fact, when he said
that 88 per cent. of England’s guns were pointed at Germany.
I mention another excellent illustration of King Edward’s fine and
magnanimous character though it’s to my own detriment. He used to say
to me often at Big Functions: “Have I missed out anyone, do you think?”
for he would go round in a most careful way to speak to all he should.
Just then a certain Admiral approached--perhaps the biggest ass I ever
met. The King shook hands with him and said something I thought quite
unnecessarily loving to him: when he had gone he turned on me like a
tiger and said: “You ought to be ashamed of yourself!” I humbly said,
“What for?” “Why!” he replied, “when that man came up to me your face
was perfectly demoniacal! Everyone saw it! and the poor fellow couldn’t
kick you back! You’re First Sea Lord and he’s a ruined man! You’ve no
business to show your hate!” and the lovely thing was that then a
man came up I knew the King did perfectly hate, and I’m blessed if he
didn’t smile on him and cuddle him as if he was his long-lost brother,
and then he turned to me afterwards and said with joyful revenge,
“_Well! did you see that?_” Isn’t that a Great Heart? and is it to be
wondered at that he was so Popular?
An Australian wrote a book of his first visit to England. He was
on a horse omnibus sitting alongside the ’Bus Driver--suddenly he
pulled up the horses with a jerk! The Australian said to him, “What’s
up?” The Driver said, “Don’t you see?” pointing to a single mounted
policeman riding in front of a one-horse brougham. The Australian said,
“What is it?” The ’Bus Driver said, “It’s the King!” The Australian
said, “Where’s the escort?” thinking of cavalry and outriders and
equerries that he had read of! The ’Bus Driver turned and looked on the
Australian with a contemptuous regard and said: “Hescourt? ’e wants no
Hescourt! Nobody will touch a ’air of ’is ’ead!” The Australian writes
that fixed him up as regards King Edward!
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