Anecdotes of his school-days showed that my father, despite his feelings
in the presence of the three bears, was a very courageous boy. At Latin
School the master whipped him for some small fault, but could not
succeed in his amiable intention of making the child cry, “though he
whipped my hand almost to jelly.” His Federalist schoolmates were as
brutal as their master. Because Sam Howe, almost the only Democrat in
school, refused to abandon his principles, they threw him down-stairs.
Grandfather Howe lost a great deal of money by the failure of the United
States government to pay him for the ropes and cordage which he, as a
patriotic Democrat, supplied to them in large quantities during the War
of 1812. Hence, when his son went to college, young Sam Howe helped to
pay his way by teaching school in vacation. The country lads, some of
whom were bigger than he, thought they could get the better of the new
schoolmaster. He restored order by the simple but sometimes necessary
process of knocking down the ringleader. The handsome young collegian
found more difficulty in managing the girls!
He must have been very young when he assured his sister that the pump
had a very agreeable taste on a frosty morning. The confiding girl
followed his suggestion, but found it difficult to remove her tongue
from the cold iron.
Among his many pranks at college, the most original was a nocturnal
visit to a fellow-collegian who had a store of good things in his room.
“Sam” Howe entered the window as a ghost and carried off a turkey. When
the unfortunate owner of the feast waked up and looked out of the
window, he saw a dim white figure rising in the air. Later on, the bones
of the bird neatly picked were laid in front of his door. The boy was
greatly worried and fully convinced that some supernatural being had
visited his room. The affair so preyed on his mind that his
fellow-students finally explained the joke.
Strange to say, my father did not have much patience with his son when
brother Harry displayed at Harvard the same kind of mischievous
ingenuity. They had both inherited this quality from Grandfather Howe if
we may judge by the following story.
Having promised to pay Sammy a penny for every rat he caught, the old
gentleman surreptitiously withdrew the rodents from the trap. But Sammy
was quite equal to the occasion. He parried by making the same animal
serve for several mornings, until his father exclaimed, “Sammy, that rat
begins to smell!”
Grandfather Howe was very fond of building, a taste inherited by his
descendants. When there was a question of his erecting a house on her
property, his second wife said to him, “But your children would never
permit it.” The old gentleman’s wavering resolve at once became fixed.
He had no notion of listening to dictation from his sons and daughters.
So he built the house, which, of course, became the property of our
step-grandmother and went ultimately to her heirs, instead of to his own
descendants, the Howes.
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