(AND CHALLOW CHRONICLE, GOOSEY GOSPELLER, ETC., ETC., ETC.) CONTENTS Page Lines written in Prep. 1 My old Kentucky Girl (Poem), by E.W. 2 The Adventure of Bloodgush Grange (_continued_) 2 How to get Marks, by One who knows 4 Golly and the Gondola (Anonymous) 5 Spanking Sarah, the Cow-girl of Arizona, by P. F. 5 Football Notes, by Half-back 7 The Pool of Solitude (Poem), by F. F. W. 10 Things we don’t half want to know, by the Editress 10 Blue-face, my Squaw (Song), by R. E. H. 11 Paris at Night, by Wanderer 11 Go, lovely Montrose (Parody), Anonymous 13 The Great Bilston Hall Film 13 How I mean to spend the Hol’s, by Naughty Nan 15 Correspondence 15 Puzzles 16 We wrote the paper merely for fun, and as a way of getting our own back against some of the mistresses who had been unlucky enough to offend us. Judge of our surprise, both Juliet Savage’s and my own, when we were told that the literary promise we displayed had been judged so considerable as to induce the School Governors to send up copies of the _Rocket_ as a “thesis” for the St. Lucy’s Hall scholarships! Scholarships were awarded to both of us; and I was now in the happy position of being able to spend four years at Oxford, while contributing a clear £200 a year to the support of my parents. I left Bilston Hall in the summer of 1934, not with much regret: I had had happy times there, but I ached for more liberty and a wider sphere of activity, and I felt that I had been greatly misunderstood there. I have never seen it since. CHAPTER III OXFORD O, the sweaty clothes, and O, the smashed window-panes, Ecstasy!—WRIGGLESWORTH: _Thoughts in a Parsonage_.