"I'm almost ashamed of having dragged you into this business," said he.
"Don't you fret, my dear fellar. I'm delighted. I've been spending
that five thousand in imagination ever since I heard of it. Think I'll
emigrate in the fine style."
"Hm!" he paused. "Altar! I shouldn't really tell you this, but you're
likely to be kidnapped tonight."
"What?"
"I thought you might like to know."
"Thanks very much."
"That's all."
"Hang on a minute. Do you want me to defend myself? I'm pretty useful
with my hands or a gun either for that matter."
"It would help us if you did nothing at all--except comply."
Richard's face fell for he loved a good mix up.
"Oh, very well, if you say so."
"Thank you," said Cranbourne. "The best of luck, old chap."
"You bet."
Cranbourne went out and a moment later the front door slammed.
Then Richard began to laugh.
"Kidnapped, eh! What a game. Doran!" The last word rang out
imperatively.
"Sir," came the reply.
"Have I got any clothes?"
"In the bedroom, sir."
"Righto." He put his feet into a pair of slippers, donned a bath gown
and shuffled into the adjoining room. At the door he paused to survey
the appointments.
"I think this is a nice bedroom of mine, don't you?"
Doran signified assent with a smile.
"Very nice flat altogether. What sort of taste have I in the matter of
clothes?"
"Pretty good, sir. I've laid out a blue cheviot."
"Aha! And an M.C.C. tie. Shan't wear that."
"No, sir."
"I'm not a member."
"But in the circumstances, sir."
"P'raps you're right. A sound taste in shirtings, I see."
"Rather a strong feature with us, sir."
Richard whistled cheerfully as he dressed himself. The clothes fitted
him astonishingly well--even the collars were right to a quarter size.
In the intervals between whistling solos he put questions on a hundred
matters.
"Am I a fairly decent sort of chap, Doran?"
The question received a frowning affirmative.
"Splendid! You stick up for me."
The rattle of enquiry proceeded. How much did he drink? How long had
he had the flat? What were his clubs--games--favourite restaurants?
What was his telephone number? Did he smoke to excess--go out much?
Was he fond of reading? Had he got a profession?
"Ah! and this is important. What about money?"
"There's seven pound ten in that note case, sir."
Richard verified the statement.
"Suppose I want more?"
"There's about two hundred in the second drawer of the bureau, sir."
"That's the sort of bureau for me. And I can get some food here?"
"I shall look after that, sir."
"First rate. Everything seems snug and in order. Let's take a look
round the flat."
They inspected every corner, with the exception of the wine cellar,
paused for a moment in the hall to try on hats and finished up in the
dining room where Doran presented him with a bunch of keys, explaining
their various uses.
Richard dropped into a saddle bag chair and smiled expansively upon a
friendly world.
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