City and town life -- Fiction; Death -- Fiction; England -- Fiction; Short stories, English
“There was Stubbs. She was right enough, but it makes me sick to look
at a scarecrow. And old mother Morey who always turned up with bruises
on Monday morning. And Mrs.--What’s-her-name--the woman who brought a
perambulator full of babies. By the way, have you heard about Wood?
He’s frightfully down on his luck. The last thing he did was to steal
the landlady’s perambulator. When he got to the pawnbroker’s the
blessed thing wouldn’t go through the door, so he had to wheel it back.
And the Cox woman--oh! I forget their confounded names. They are all
alike. Stay as long as it suits them. Rob you right and left. They take
their money some Saturday and you never see them again. If they can
swindle you out of sixpence or a shilling by pretending to have no
change, but promising to bring it on Monday, they will. The last
one--before this woman--had me that way. I was fool enough to give her
half a sovereign. That was four bob to the bad, for her money was only
six. Said she lived in Hand Court, over the old clothes shop. I’ve been
down there and no one has ever heard of her. I went with Wood. He was
going to sell some old trousers, but they only offered eighteenpence
for two pairs, so he’s pawned them and sold the ticket--it’s a much
better plan.
“There was the woman Sol flew at. He is the gentlest dog in the whole
world. But you mustn’t shake your fist at a deerhound; it puts their
blood up sooner than anything. I warned her, but she would do it. The
husband came round half drunk and bullied. I gave him five shillings to
get rid of him. They all object to the dog. It was because of the dog
that I left my lodgings in Wilkinson Street, Tooting. And I’d rather
throw stones at my grandmother than part with Sol. He saved my life.
Did I ever tell you? It was when I was on a walking tour. I was alone
on Dartmoor, except for Sol----”
“You’ve told me lots of times. Now, take my advice and have Mrs. Neaves
back. She wasn’t a bad sort.”
“She was very kind to Sol; used to bring him an apron full of bones,”
he said reflectively.
When he said that, I knew the thing was settled and that Mrs. Neaves
would be reinstated. He was devoted to Sol, who was a beautiful,
pure-bred deerhound, with the long, melancholy face and almost human
eyes which these dogs have.
Poor Arnold! I don’t know what has become of him. But I can make
a good guess. He’s living somewhere in the suburbs, very near the
Common--for Sol’s sake. He was a dapper little fellow. One of those
men with a rather big head, neat calves, and a chain with a big seal.
He wore loud check suits--four checks to the suit--when he went away on
a holiday, and when he was at home he had an incorrigible habit of
wasting his time at bars and chaffing the barmaid. That is nothing;
every man is bachelor to the barmaid. But it led Arnold into
complications.
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