Human-alien encounters -- Fiction; Male friendship -- Fiction; Science fiction; Short stories; War stories
"You can do anything you please," Hawthorne snapped. "I've had enough!"
The heavy framed spaceman hurled himself at the grinning Centaur. A
fraction of a second later O'Dea followed suit. Before they could cross
the few feet that separated Morguma from them, the shock guns of the
guards barked. The two men sprawled forward unconscious at the feet of
the still grinning alien.
[Illustration: _O'Dea whirled--to face a lifted shock gun._]
"Oh how sad!" Morguma cried. "How unfortunate! We must revive these
beautiful persons! I am sure they will see our point of view!"
II
O'Dea and Hawthorne watched their repaired vessel roll out of the
Centaur repair shop. The smashed plates had been neatly straightened;
the vessel gleamed from nose to tail.
An enthusiastic Centaur foreman accompanied the ship.
"Oh my intimate friends!" he sprayed in Hawthorne's face. "I too
_parlez-vous_ the English! For men I have the great love! It will give
me tremendous enjoyment to help to populate this planet with human
beings!"
"You go to Hell," Hawthorne growled. He shivered in Avignon's thin
atmosphere and pulled the rough blanket Morguma had supplied tighter
around him. He and O'Dea looked like a pair of Indian chiefs.
"Undertake to observe," said the foreman. "Seizure beams!"
He shouted something in his own language to his workers inside the
ship. The pale green beams lanced out. The foreman's fangs protruded
several inches.
"And the interior is so dainty!" the creature warbled. "Chenille
curtains over the ports! Pastel wallflower paper! Furnishings of a
luxuriance that would be of pleasure even to the dictator himself!"
Hawthorne spat disgustedly. "Pastel wallpaper! Chenille curtains! Who
ever heard of curtains in a space ship, much less chenille!"
His homely face twisted in pain. "Chenille!" he groaned again.
"You have no soul," grinned O'Dea. "As long as these baboons are
willing to supply us with the finer things of life, you might at least
appreciate it."
"You know what I think of you," growled Hawthorne. "Chenille
curtains--ugh!"
He spat disgustedly.
Morguma appeared and waved them to the open lock. He preceded them,
and when they had mounted to the lock, he shoved them back gently with
his huge paws until they faced a barrage of Centaur camera fiends. The
three of them, Morguma in the middle with a giant smirking grin, stood
framed in the lock while shutters clicked.
"I wish you wouldn't breathe in my face," O'Dea said. "You smell like
something that forgot to die off in the Mesozoic era."
Morguma giggled. "All Centauri loves you! Your beautiful faces will be
in all our newspapers now!"
They went into the control room. Hawthorne stared unbelievingly
at the transformation. Flowers were spread profusely. Embroidered
antimacassars graced the dainty chairs. And the curtains over the ports
were indeed of chenille. The pilot groaned dismally.
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