War stories, English; World War, 1914-1918 -- Fiction
"It was. Also the Hun. The gun of small variety; the Hun of large--very
large. I don't know which of us was the more surprised--him or me; we
just stood gazing at one another.
"'Halloa, Englishman,' he said; 'come to leave a card?'
"'Quite right, Boche,' I answered. 'A p.p.c. one.'
"I was rather pleased with that touch at the time, old son. I was just
going to elaborate it, and point out that he--as the dear
departing--should really do it, when he was at me.
"Bill, my boy, you should have seen that fight. Like a fool, I never saw
his revolver lying on the table, and I'd shoved my own back in my
holster. He got it in his right hand, and I got his right wrist in my
left. We'd each got the other by the throat, and one of us was for the
count. We each knew that. At one time I thought he'd got me--we were
crashing backwards and forwards, and I caught my head against a wooden
pole which nearly stunned me. And, mark you, all the time I was
expecting his pal to come back and inquire after his health. Then
suddenly I felt him weaken, and I squeezed his throat the harder. It
came quite quickly at the end. His pistol-hand collapsed, and I suppose
muscular contraction pulled the trigger, for the bullet went through his
head, though I think he was dead already." Dick O'Rourke paused, and
looked thoughtfully into the fire.
"But why in the name of Heaven," I cried, irritably, "have you kept this
dark all the while? Why didn't you tell us at the time?"
For a while he did not answer, and then he produced his pocket-book.
From it he took a photograph, which he handed to me.
"Out of that German's pocket I took that photograph."
"Well," I said, "what about it? A very pretty girl for a German." Then I
looked at it closely. "Why, it was taken in England. Is it an English
girl?"
"Yes," he answered, dryly, "it is. It's Moyra Kavanagh, whom I proposed
to forty-eight hours previously at Ciro's. She refused me, and told me
then she was in love with a German. I celebrate the news by coming over
here and killing him, in an individual fight where it was man to man."
"But," I cried, "good heavens! man--it was you or he."
"I know that," he answered, wearily. "What then? He evidently loved her;
if not--why the photo. Look at what's written on the back--'From
Moyra--with all my love.' All her love. Lord! it's a rum box up." He
sighed wearily and slowly replaced it in his case. "So I buried him, and
I chucked his gun in a pond, and said nothing about it. If I had it
would probably have got into the papers or some such rot, and she'd have
wanted to know all about it. Think of it! What the deuce would I have
told her? To sympathise and discuss her love affairs with her in
London, and then toddle over here and slaughter him. Dash it, man, it's
Gilbertian! And, mark you, nothing would induce me to marry her--even if
she'd have me--without her knowing."
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