War stories, English; World War, 1914-1918 -- Fiction
In the office next door the Sergeant-Major was speaking soft words to
the Pay Corporal.
"Blimey, I dunno what's come over the bloke. You know that there
Meyrick..."
"Who, the Slug?" interpolated the other.
"Yes. Well 'e come shambling on to parade this morning with 'is puttees
flapping round his ankles--late as usual; and 'e told me to run 'im up
to office." A thumb indicated the Major next door. "When I gets 'im
there, instead of giving 'im three days C.B. and being done with it, 'e
starts a lot of jaw about motives and discipline. 'E hadn't got no ruddy
excuse; said 'e was a'reading Kipling, or some such rot--when 'e ought
to have been 'elping the cook's mate."
"What did he give him?" asked the Pay Corporal, interested.
"Nothing. His blessing and dismissed the case. As if I had nothing
better to do than listen to 'im talking 'ot air to a perisher like that
there Meyrick. 'Ere, pass over them musketry returns."
Which conversation, had Seymour overheard it, he would have understood
and fully sympathised with. For C.-S.-M. Hayton, though a prince of
sergeant-majors, was no student of physiology. To him a spade was a
spade only as long as it shovelled earth.
* * * * *
Now, before I go on to the day when the subject of all this trouble and
talk was called on to make good, and how he did it, a few words on the
man himself might not be amiss. War, the great forcing house of
character, admits no lies. Sooner or later it finds out a man, and he
stands in the pitiless glare of truth for what he is. And it is not by
any means the cheery hail-fellow-well-met type, or the thruster, or the
sportsman, who always pool the most votes when the judging starts....
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