War stories, English; World War, 1914-1918 -- Fiction
However that is all by the way. They were married, and shortly
afterwards I took my leave big game shooting and lost sight of them for
a while. When I came back Ginger was at the War Office, and they were
living in London. They had a delightful little flat in Hans Crescent,
and she was pushing him as only a clever woman can push. Everybody who
could be of the slightest use to him sooner or later got roped in to
dinner and was duly fascinated.
To an habitual onlooker like myself, the whole thing was clear, and I
must quite admit that much of my first instinctive dislike--and dislike
is really too strong a word--evaporated. She went out of her way to be
charming to me, not that I could be of any use to the old boy, but
merely because I was his great friend; and of course she knew that I
realised--what he never dreamed of--that she was paving the way to pull
some really big strings for him later.
I remember saying good-bye to her one afternoon after a luncheon, at
which I had watched with great interest the complete capitulation of two
generals and a well-known diplomatist.
"You're a clever man, Mr. Spud," she murmured, with that charming air of
taking one into her confidence, with which a woman of the world routs
the most confirmed misogynist. "If only Ginger----" She broke off and
sighed: just the suggestion of a sigh; but sufficient to imply--lots.
"My lady," I answered, "keep him fit; make him take exercise: above all
things don't let him get fat. Even you would be powerless with a fat
husband. But provided you keep him thin, and never let him decide
anything for himself, he will live to be a lasting monument and example
of what a woman can do. And warriors and statesmen shall bow down and
worship, what time they drink tea in your boudoir and eat buns from your
hand. Bismillah!"
But time is short, and these details are trifling. Only once again, old
pal, I am living in the days when I moved in the pleasant paths of
life, and the temptation to linger is strong. Bear with me a moment. I
am a sybarite for the moment in spirit: in reality--God! how it hurts.
"Gentlemen rankers out on the spree,
Damned from here to eternity:
God have mercy on such as we.
Bah! Yah! Bah!"
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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