“He reared, educated, and made me what I am. And, though _sometimes_ I may too far presume upon his good-nature, and foolishly, fondly fancy myself a boy again--” “Putting hot parched peas and cherry-stones into my boots, as being good for chilblains, * and strewing the inside of my bed with horse-hair to send me to sleep, after a fortnight's dancing round my room with the toothache!” “Three strokes from the club of Caliban would not so effectually break my head, as the reflection would break my heart that I had done aught to displease him! Now, gentlemen, the murder's out; and if for blabbing family secrets Uncle Timothy in his wrath _will_ insist upon fining me--an extra glass of punch! in truth I must submit and sip.” “You see, my good friends,” said Uncle Timothy, after a short pause, “that the rogue is incorrigible! But Benjamin Bosky”--(here Uncle Tim tried to look sententious, and adopted the _bowwow_ style)--“I cannot but blush, deeply blush for thy morals, or rather, Benjamin Bosky, for thy no-morals, when thou canst thus blurt thy flattery in my face, because I simply did a duty that kindred imposed upon me, and the sweet consciousness of performing made light and pleasant. * When the dreadful earthquake at Lisbon had frightened the English people into an apprehension of the like calamity at home, a quack advertised his pills as “being good for earthquakes.” What I have done was at the whisper of a higher monitor than man; and from Him alone--even if I could suppose myself worthy, which I do not--I hope for reward. He who is capable of ingratitude is incapable of any virtue. But gratitude, the most dignified return we can lavish on our benefactor, is the silent aspiration of the heart, and must not, good Benjamin, be placarded on every wall, like a play-bill, a lottery puff, or thy rigmarole ballads, three yards for a penny! There is not a being, however humble his station, but may find some deserving object to awake his friendship and share his benevolence. And be assured, dear Benjamin, that a judicious and timely distribution of fortune's good gifts is the best preparation for that final moment when we must resign them altogether. And when life's sweet fable ends, May soul and body part like friends; No quarrels, murmurs, no delay,-- A kiss, a sigh, and so away.” “As Cicero said of Plato, I say of Uncle Timothy,--I would rather be wrong with _him_ than right with anybody else. One more volunteer from the Laureate's 'three yards for a penny,' and then my nest of nightingales--” “Tom-tits! Benjamin Bosky, tom-tits!” “Well, then, tom-tits! dear Uncle Timothy,--shall go to roost for the night.” MR. BOSKY'S L'ENVOY, From childhood he rear'd me, how fondly my heart Forgets not, nor lets not my tongue silent be; But whispers, while sweet tears of gratitude start,