Humorous stories, American; United States -- History -- Civil War, 1861-1865 -- Fiction; War stories, American
Moreover, it
distressed me on account of the old expressman, who, I was afraid, might
notice it. However, he went humming tranquilly on, and gave no sign; and
for this I was grateful. Grateful, yes, but still uneasy; and soon I
began to feel more and more uneasy every minute, for every minute that
went by that odor thickened up the more, and got to be more and more
gamy and hard to stand. Presently, having got things arranged to his
satisfaction, the expressman got some wood and made up a tremendous fire
in his stove. This distressed me more than I can tell, for I could not
but feel that it was a mistake. I was sure that the effect would be
deleterious upon my poor departed friend. Thompson—the expressman’s name
was Thompson, as I found out in the course of the night—now went poking
around his car, stopping up whatever stray cracks he could find,
remarking that it didn’t make any difference what kind of a night it was
outside, he calculated to make _us_ comfortable, anyway. I said nothing,
but I believed he was not choosing the right way. Meantime he was
humming to himself just as before; and meantime, too, the stove was
getting hotter and hotter, and the place closer and closer. I felt
myself growing pale and qualmish, but grieved in silence and said
nothing. Soon I noticed that the “Sweet By and By” was gradually fading
out; next it ceased altogether, and there was an ominous stillness.
After a few moments Thompson said,—
“Pfew! I reckon it ain’t no cinnamon ’t I’ve loaded up thish-yer stove
with!”
He gasped once or twice, then moved toward the cof—gun-box, stood over
that Limburger cheese part of a moment, then came back and sat down near
me, looking a good deal impressed. After a contemplative pause, he said,
indicating the box with a gesture,—
“Friend of yourn?”
“Yes,” I said with a sigh.
“He’s pretty ripe, _ain’t_ he!”
Nothing further was said for perhaps a couple of minutes, each being
busy with his own thoughts; then Thompson said, in a low, awed voice,—
“Sometimes it’s uncertain whether they’re really gone or not,—_seem_
gone, you know—body warm, joints limber—and so, although you _think_
they’re gone, you don’t really know. I’ve had cases in my car. It’s
perfectly awful, becuz _you_ don’t know what minute they’ll rise up and
look at you!” Then, after a pause, and slightly lifting his elbow toward
the box,— “But _he_ ain’t in no trance! No, sir, I go bail for _him_!”
We sat some time, in meditative silence, listening to the wind and the
roar of the train; then Thompson said, with a good deal of feeling,—
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