Humorous stories, American; United States -- History -- Civil War, 1861-1865 -- Fiction; War stories, American
I looked at Webb—he dropped his eyes; he looked at me—I dropped mine.
Neither spoke. I put the book reverently back in its place. Presently
Webb got up and went away, without remark. After a little I nerved
myself up to my unpalatable job, and took the plunder back to where it
belonged, crawling on my stomach as before. It seemed the peculiarly
appropriate attitude for the business I was in.
I was most honestly glad when it was over and done with.
About noon next day Rayburn came, as usual, to report. I cut him short.
I said,—
“Let this nonsense be dropped. We are making a bugaboo out of a poor
little cub who has got no more harm in him than a hymn-book.”
The sergeant looked surprised, and said,—
“Well, you know it was your orders, sir, and I’ve got some of the
writing.”
“And what does it amount to? How did you get it?”
“I peeped through the key-hole, and see him writing. So when I judged he
was about done, I made a sort of a little cough, and I see him crumple
it up and throw it in the fire, and look all around to see if anybody
was coming. Then he settled back as comfortable and careless as
anything. Then I comes in, and passes the time of day pleasantly, and
sends him of an errand. He never looked uneasy, but went right along. It
was a coal-fire and new-built; the writing had gone over behind a chunk,
out of sight; but I got it out; there it is; it ain’t hardly scorched,
you see.”
I glanced at the paper and took in a sentence or two. Then I dismissed
the sergeant and told him to send Webb to me. Here is the paper in
full:—
“FORT TRUMBULL, the 8th.
“COLONEL,—I was mistaken as to the calibre of the three guns I ended
my list with. They are 18–pounders; all the rest of the armament is
as I stated. The garrison remains as before reported, except that
the two light infantry companies that were to be detached for
service at the front are to stay here for the present—can’t find out
for how long, just now, but will soon. We are satisfied that, all
things considered, matters had better be postponed un—”
There it broke off—there is where Rayburn coughed and interrupted the
writer. All my affection for the boy, all my respect for him and charity
for his forlorn condition, withered in a moment under the blight of this
revelation of cold-blooded baseness.
But never mind about that. Here was business,—business that required
profound and immediate attention, too. Webb and I turned the subject
over and over, and examined it all around. Webb said,—
“What a pity he was interrupted! Something is going to be postponed
until—when? And what _is_ the something? Possibly he would have
mentioned it, the pious little reptile!”
“Yes,” I said, “we have missed a trick. And who is ‘_we_,’ in the
letter? Is it conspirators inside the fort or outside?”
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