Humorous stories, American; United States -- History -- Civil War, 1861-1865 -- Fiction; War stories, American
Let me throw in a word or two of explanation concerning that boy and his
performances. It turned out that he was a ravenous devourer of dime
novels and sensation-story papers—therefore, dark mysteries and gaudy
heroisms were just in his line. Then he had read newspaper reports of
the stealthy goings and comings of rebel spies in our midst, and of
their lurid purposes and their two or three startling achievements, till
his imagination was all aflame on that subject. His constant comrade for
some months had been a Yankee youth of much tongue and lively fancy, who
had served for a couple of years as “mud clerk” (that is, subordinate
purser) on certain of the packet-boats plying between New Orleans and
points two or three hundred miles up the Mississippi—hence his easy
facility in handling the names and other details pertaining to that
region. Now I had spent two or three months in that part of the country
before the war; and I knew just enough about it to be easily taken in by
that boy, whereas a born Louisianian would probably have caught him
tripping before he had talked fifteen minutes. Do you know the reason he
said he would rather die than explain certain of his treasonable
enigmas? Simply because he _couldn’t_ explain them!—they had no meaning;
he had fired them out of his imagination without forethought or
afterthought; and so, upon sudden call, he wasn’t able to invent an
explanation of them. For instance, he couldn’t reveal what was hidden in
the “sympathetic ink” letter, for the ample reason that there wasn’t
anything hidden in it; it was blank paper only. He hadn’t put anything
into a gun, and had never intended to—for his letters were all written
to imaginary persons, and when he hid one in the stable he always
removed the one he had put there the day before; so he was not
acquainted with that knotted string, since he was seeing it for the
first time when I showed it to him; but as soon as I had let him find
out where it came from, he straightway adopted it, in his romantic
fashion, and got some fine effects out of it. He invented Mr. “Gaylord;”
there wasn’t any 15 Bond Street, just then—it had been pulled down three
months before. He invented the “Colonel;” he invented the glib histories
of those unfortunates whom I captured and confronted with him; he
invented “B. B.;” he even invented No. 166, one may say, for he didn’t
know there _was_ such a number in the Eagle Hotel until we went there.
He stood ready to invent anybody or anything whenever it was wanted. If
I called for “outside” spies, he promptly described strangers whom he
had seen at the hotel, and whose names he had happened to hear. Ah, he
lived in a gorgeous, mysterious, romantic world during those few
stirring days, and I think it was _real_ to him, and that he enjoyed it
clear down to the bottom of his heart.
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