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The house filled slowly. People sauntered to their seats as if the
occasion were ordinary; even when the seats were occupied and the
orchestra had played, there ensued the annoying delays of an educational
film and a travelogue. Upon this young actor’s memory would be forever
seared the information that the conger eel lays fifteen million eggs
at one time and that the inhabitants of Upper Burmah have quaint native
pastimes. These things would stay with him, but they were unimportant.
Even the prodigal fecundity of the conger eel left him cold.
He gripped the arms of his seat when the cast of Hearts on Fire was
flung to the screen. He caught his own name instantly, and was puzzled.
“Clifford Armytage--By Himself.” Someone had bungled that, but no
matter. Then at once he was seeing that first scene of his. As a popular
screen idol he breakfasted in his apartment, served by a valet who was a
hero worshipper.
He was momentarily disquieted by the frank adoration of the cross-eyed
man in this part. While acting the scene, he remembered now that he had
not always been able to observe his valet. There were moments when he
seemed over-emphatic. The valet was laughed at. The watcher’s sympathy
went out to Baird, who must be seeing his serious effort taken too
lightly.
There came the scene where he looked at the photograph album. But
now his turning of the pages was interspersed with close-ups of the
portraits he regarded so admiringly. And these astonishingly proved
to be enlarged stills of Clifford Armytage, the art studies of Lowell
Hardy. It was puzzling. On the screen he capably beamed the fondest
admiration, almost reverent in its intensity--and there would appear
the still of Merton bidding an emotional farewell to his horse. The very
novelty of it held him for a moment--Gashwiler’s Dexter actually on the
screen! He was aroused by the hearty laughter of an immense audience.
“It’s Parmalee,” announced a hoarse neighbour on his right. “He’s
imitatin’ Harold! Say, the kid’s clever!”
The laughter continued during the album scene. He thought of Baird,
somewhere in that audience, suffering because his play was made fun of.
He wished he could remind him that scenes were to follow which would
surely not be taken lightly. For himself, he was feeling that at least
his strong likeness to Parmalee had been instantly admitted. They were
laughing, as the Montague girl had laughed that first morning, because
the resemblance was so striking. But now on the screen, after the
actor’s long fond look at himself, came the words, “The Only Man He Ever
Loved.”
Laughter again. The watcher felt himself grow hot. Had Baird been
betrayed by one of his staff?
The scene with the letters followed. Clothes baskets of letters. His
own work, as he opened a few from the top, was all that he could have
wished. He was finely Harold Parmalee, and again the hoarse neighbour
whispered, “Ain’t he got Parmalee dead, though?”
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