Hollywood (Los Angeles, Calif.) -- Fiction; Motion picture industry -- Fiction
“And so the old trouper had to start out Monday morning to peddle
the brush. Took him three days to land anything at all, and then it’s
nothing but a sleeping souse in a Western bar-room scene. In here now he
is--something the Acme people are doing. He’s had three days, just lying
down with his back against a barrel sleeping. He’s not to wake up even
when the fight starts, but sleep right on through it, which they say
will be a good gag. Well, maybe. But it’s tough on his home. He gets all
his rest daytimes and keeps us restless all night making a new kind of
beer and tending his still, and so on. You bet Ma and I, the minute he’s
through with this piece, are going pronto to get that face of his as
naked as the day he was born. Pa’s so temperamental--like that time he
was playing a Bishop and never touched a drop for five weeks, and in bed
every night at nine-thirty. Me? Oh, I’m having a bit of my own in this
Acme piece--God’s Great Outdoors, I think it is--anyway, I’m to be a
little blonde hussy in the bar-room, sitting on the miners’ knees and
all like that, so they’ll order more drinks. It certainly takes all
kinds of art to make an artist. And next week I got some shipwreck
stuff for Baxter, and me with bronchial pneumonia right this minute, and
hating tank stuff, anyway. Well, Countess, don’t take any counterfeit
money. So long.”
She danced through a doorway and was gone--she was one who seldom
descended to plain walking. She would manage a dance step even in the
short distance from the casting--office door to the window. It was
not of such material, Merton Gill was sure, that creative artists were
moulded. And there was no question now of his own utter seriousness.
The situation hourly grew more desperate. For a week he had foregone the
drug-store pie, so that now he recalled it as very wonderful pie indeed,
but he dared no longer indulge in this luxury. An occasional small
bag of candy and as much sugar as he could juggle into his coffee must
satisfy his craving for sweets. Stoically he awaited the end--some end.
The moving-picture business seemed to be still on the rocks, but things
must take a turn.
He went over the talk of the Montague girl. Her father had perhaps been
unfairly treated, but at least he was working again. And there were
other actors who would go unshaven for even a sleeping part in the
bar-room scene of God’s Great Outdoors. Merton Gill knew one, and
rubbed his shaven chin. He thought, too, of the girl’s warning about
counterfeit money. He had not known that the casting director’s duties
required her to handle money, but probably he had overlooked this item
in her routine. And was counterfeit money about? He drew out his own
remaining bill and scrutinized it anxiously. It seemed to be genuine.
He hoped it was, for Mrs. Patterson’s sake, and was relieved when she
accepted it without question that night.
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