Christian socialism -- Fiction; German Americans -- Fiction; Shoemakers -- Fiction
When Karl Metzerott arrived on the occasion we have selected for
description, the “Ladies’ Coffee” was over, and the little parlor was
full of uproarious _Herren_, the ladies having repaired to the Hall
upstairs. All parties were full of true German enjoyment, heightened by
the independence and freedom from sense of obligation only possible at a
real “Dutch treat.” Everybody was host, everybody was guest; the
_Committee_ waited on the tables, and passed small jokes, with the
coffee and cold tongue, and the _convives_ roared with laughter as they
disposed of the viands with a business-like rapidity, which, in part,
accounted for the smallness of the profits.
Strains of music had already begun to resound from the Hall, as
Metzerott finished his repast.
“The girls are enjoying themselves,” he said, smiling, to his neighbor,
who happened to be Leppel Rolf; but an obese little man opposite called
out,—
“Enjoying? But how can they, with no partners to whirl them around? When
I was your age, Karl, would I have been so lazy? No, my arm would have
been round the prettiest waist in the lot long ago. Hurry, lazy fellow!”
There was a roar from the tableful at this sally, for the speaker was
well known as the shyest of men where “ladies” were in question. It was
even asserted that he had never found courage to ask the decisive
question of his wife, but that the marriage had been arranged by his
mother.
“If there are no partners at all up yonder,” replied Metzerott, “there
is no need to hurry. They’ll wait till I come.”
His voice was a deep bass, rich and mellow; his enunciation slow but
distinct, his pronunciation and accent those of the public schools,
aided by care and thought at home. A shrill falsetto voice followed his
reply with:—
“_Vanitas vanitatum_. If you have so much vanity, Herr Metzerott, I must
make you a pastoral visit.”
Karl turned, and leisurely surveyed the speaker. The remark struck him
as in a degree personal, from one whom he had met for the first time
half an hour before. The Rev. Otto Schaefer, however, as he stood under
the full light of the parlor chandelier, seemed rather to court than to
avoid scrutiny. He was a man who could be best described by the one
word, insignificant. His height was five feet one, his proportions thin
to meagreness, his hair and beard of scant quantity, and not even so red
as they might have been; his voice thin and unmusical. He had been in
America only two years, in Micklegard not a fortnight; had recently lost
his wife, and was said to be looking out for another, in which search,
though the possessor of six small children and a limited income, there
was no doubt he would very soon be successful.
“But you know I’m a free-thinker,” said Metzerott.
The Rev. Otto laughed. “I’ll soon cure you of that,” he said. “_I_ have
studied nothing else but the Bible all my life, and _I_ believe in it,
so why can’t you?”
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