"Eleanor Pavalo learned the trick from Lottie, and used it herself on her
toy dogs. And many a dog works on the stage in a spiked collar, and a
clever man can twist a dog's nose and nobody in the audience any the
wiser. But it's the fear that counts. It's what the dog knows he'll get
afterward when the turn's over that keeps most of them straight."
"Remember Captain Roberts and his great Danes. They weren't pure-breds,
though. He must have had a dozen of them--toughest bunch of brutes I
ever saw. He boarded them here twice. You couldn't go among them
without a club in your hand. I had a Mexican lad laid up by them. He
was a tough one, too. But they got him down and nearly ate him. The
doctors took over forty stitches in him and shot him full of that Pasteur
dope for hydrophobia. And he always will limp with his right leg from
what the dogs did to him. I tell you, they were the limit. And yet,
every time the curtain went up, Captain Roberts brought the house down
with the first stunt. Those dogs just flocked all over him, loving him
to death, from the looks of it. And were they loving him? They hated
him. I've seen him, right here in the cage at Cedarwild, wade into them
with a club and whale the stuffing impartially out of all of them. Sure,
they loved him not. Just a bit of the same old aniseed was what he used.
He'd soak small pieces of meat in aniseed oil and stick them in his
pockets. But that stunt would only work with a bunch of giant dogs like
his. It was their size that got it across. Had they been a lot of
ordinary dogs it would have looked silly. And, besides, they didn't do
their regular tricks for aniseed. They did it for Captain Roberts's
club. He was a tough bird himself."
"He used to say that the art of training animals was the art of inspiring
them with fear. One of his assistants told me a nasty one about him
afterwards. They had an off month in Los Angeles, and Captain Roberts
got it into his head he was going to make a dog balance a silver dollar
on the neck of a champagne bottle. Now just think that over and try to
see yourself loving a dog into doing it. The assistant said he wore out
about as many sticks as dogs, and that he wore out half a dozen dogs. He
used to get them from the public pound at two and a half apiece, and
every time one died he had another ready and waiting. And he succeeded
with the seventh dog. I'm telling you, it learned to balance a dollar on
the neck of a bottle. And it died from the effects of the learning
within a week after he put it on the stage. Abscesses in the lungs, from
the stick."
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
Reviews
Reviews
No reviews yet
Be the first to share your thoughts on this work.
Elsewhere in the archive
Join the Discussion
Join the discussion
Sign in to leave a comment or review.
Sign InorCreate an account