"There was an Englishman came over when I was a youngster. He had
ponies, monkeys, and dogs. He bit the monkey's ears, so that, on the
stage, all he had to do was to make a move as if he was going to bite and
they'd quit their fooling and be good. He had a big chimpanzee that was
a winner. It could turn four somersaults as fast as you could count on
the back of a galloping pony, and he used to have to give it a real
licking about twice a week. And sometimes the lickings were too stiff,
and the monkey'd get sick and have to lay off. But the owner solved the
problem. He got to giving him a little licking, a mere taste of the
stick, regular, just before the turn came on. And that did it in his
case, though with some other case the monkey most likely would have got
sullen and not acted at all."
It was on that day that Harris Collins sold a valuable bit of information
to a lion man who needed it. It was off time for him, and his three
lions were boarding at Cedarwild. Their turn was an exciting and even
terrifying one, when viewed from the audience; for, jumping about and
roaring, they were made to appear as if about to destroy the slender
little lady who performed with them and seemed to hold them in subjection
only by her indomitable courage and a small riding-switch in her hand.
"The trouble is they're getting too used to it," the man complained.
"Isadora can't prod them up any more. They just won't make a showing."
"I know them," Collins nodded. "They're pretty old now, and they're
spirit-broken besides. Take old Sark there. He's had so many blank
cartridges fired into his ears that he's stone deaf. And Selim--he lost
his heart with his teeth. A Portuguese fellow who was handling him for
the Barnum and Bailey show did that for him. You've heard?"
"I've often wondered," the man shook his head. "It must have been a
smash."
"It was. The Portuguese did it with an iron bar. Selim was sulky and
took a swipe at him with his paw, and he whopped it to him full in the
mouth just as he opened it to let out a roar. He told me about it
himself. Said Selim's teeth rattled on the floor like dominoes. But he
shouldn't have done it. It was destroying valuable property. Anyway,
they fired him for it."
"Well, all three of them ain't worth much to me now," said their owner.
"They won't play up to Isadora in that roaring and rampaging at the end.
It really made the turn. It was our finale, and we always got a great
hand for it. Say, what am I going to do about it anyway? Ditch it? Or
get some young lions?"
"Isadora would be safer with the old ones," Collins said.
"Too safe," Isadora's husband objected. "Of course, with younger lions,
the work and responsibility piles up on me. But we've got to make our
living, and this turn's about busted."
Harris Collins shook his head.
"What d'ye mean?--what's the idea?" the man demanded eagerly.
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