Thus was Michael discovered. The afternoon's try-out was partially
successful. After vainly attempting strange music on him, Collins found
that he could sing, and would sing, "God Save the King" and "Sweet Bye
and Bye." Many hours of many days were spent in the quest. Vainly he
tried to teach Michael new airs. Michael put no heart of love in the
effort and sullenly abstained. But whenever one of the songs he had
learned from Steward was played, he responded. He could not help
responding. The magic was stronger than he. In the end, Collins
discovered five of the six songs he knew: "God Save the King," "Sweet Bye
and Bye," "Lead, Kindly Light," "Home, Sweet Home," and "Roll Me Down to
Rio." Michael never sang "Shenandoah," because Collins and Collins's
daughter did not know the old sea-chanty and therefore were unable to
suggest it to him.
"Five songs are enough, if he won't never learn another note," Collins
concluded. "They'll make him a bill-topper anywhere. There's a mint in
him. Hang me if I wouldn't take him out on the road myself if only I was
young and footloose."
CHAPTER XXXII
And so Michael was ultimately sold to one Jacob Henderson for two
thousand dollars. "And I'm giving him away to you at that," said
Collins. "If you don't refuse five thousand for him before six months, I
don't know anything about the show game. He'll skin that last arithmetic
dog of yours to a finish and you won't have to show yourself and work
every minute of the turn. And if you don't insure him for fifty thousand
as soon as he's made good you'll be a fool. Why, I wouldn't ask anything
better, if I was young and footloose, than to take him out on the road
myself."
Henderson proved totally different from any master Michael had had. The
man was a neutral sort of creature. He was neither good nor evil. He
neither drank, smoked, nor swore; nor did he go to church or belong to
the Y.M.C.A. He was a vegetarian without being a bigoted one, liked
moving pictures when they were concerned with travel, and spent most of
his spare time in reading Swedenborg. He had no temper whatever. Nobody
had ever witnessed anger in him, and all said he had the patience of Job.
He was even timid of policemen, freight agents, and conductors, though he
was not afraid of them. He was not afraid of anything, any more than was
he enamoured of anything save Swedenborg. He was as colourless of
character as the neutral-coloured clothes he wore, as the
neutral-coloured hair that sprawled upon his crown, as the
neutral-coloured eyes with which he observed the world. Nor was he a
fool any more than was he a wise man or a scholar. He gave little to
life, asked little of life, and, in the show business, was a recluse in
the very heart of life.
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