"We don't mind a little fighting--within reason. And, of course, as
Qornt, we're expected to die in battle. But what I say is, why rush
things?"
"I have a suggestion," Magnan said. "Why not turn the reins of
government over to the Verpp? They seem a level-headed group."
"What good would that do? Qornt are Qornt. It seems there's always one
among us who's a slave to instinct--and, naturally, we have to follow
him."
"Why?"
"Because that's the way it's done."
"Why not do it another way?" Magnan offered. "Now, I'd like to suggest
community singing--"
"If we gave up fighting, we might live too long. Then what would
happen?"
"Live too long?" Magnan looked puzzled.
"When estivating time comes there'd be no burrows for us. Anyway, with
the new Qornt stepping on our heels--"
"I've lost the thread," Magnan said. "Who are the new Qornt?"
"After estivating, the Verpp moult, and then they're Qornt, of course.
The Gwil become Boog, the Boog become Rheuk, the Rheuk metamorphosize
into Verpp--"
"You mean Slun and Zubb--the mild-natured naturalists--will become
warmongers like Qorn?"
"Very likely. 'The milder the Verpp, the wilder the Qorn,' as the old
saying goes."
"What do Qornt turn into?" Retief asked.
"Hmmmm. That's a good question. So far, none have survived Qornthood."
"Have you thought of forsaking your warlike ways?" Magnan asked. "What
about taking up sheepherding and regular church attendance?"
"Don't mistake me. We Qornt like a military life. It's great sport to
sit around roaring fires and drink and tell lies and then go dashing
off to enjoy a brisk affray and some leisurely looting afterward. But
we prefer a nice numerical advantage. Not this business of tackling you
Terrestrials over on Guzzum--that was a mad notion. We had no idea what
your strength was."
"But now that's all off, of course," Magnan chirped. "Now that we've
had diplomatic relations and all--"
"Oh, by no means. The fleet lifts in thirty days. After all, we're
Qornt; we have to satisfy our drive to action."
"But Mr. Retief is your leader now. He won't let you!"
"Only a dead Qornt stays home when Attack day comes. And even if
he orders us all to cut our own throats, there are still the other
Centers--all with their own leaders. No, gentlemen, the Invasion is
definitely on."
"Why don't you go invade somebody else?" Magnan suggested. "I could
name some very attractive prospects--outside my sector, of course."
"Hold everything," Retief said. "I think we've got the basis of a deal
here...."
V
At the head of a double column of gaudily caparisoned Qornt, Retief
and Magnan strolled across the ramp toward the bright tower of the CDT
Sector HQ. Ahead, gates opened, and a black Corps limousine emerged,
flying an Ambassadorial flag under a plain square of white.
"Curious," Magnan commented. "I wonder what the significance of the
white ensign might be?"
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