At the breakfast table the next morning Professor Jocolino sat silent
and moody in his place, his head, bent over his breakfast, but the nine
other men at the table eyed him suspiciously. So did Mrs. Muldoon. There
was no question now that Professor Jocolino had lost his educated flea.
There was, in fact, ground for the belief that the professor had had
more than one educated flea, and that he had lost all of them. There was
also a belief that, however well trained the lost might be in some ways,
their manners had not been carefully attended to, and that they had not
been trained to be well behaved when making visits to utter strangers. A
beast or bird that will force itself upon the hospitality of an utter
stranger unasked, and then bite its host, may be well educated, but it
is not polite. The boarders looked at Professor Jocolino and frowned.
The professor looked stolidly at his plate, and ate hurriedly, and left
the table before the others had finished.
"'T is in me mind," said Flannery, when the professor had left, "that
th' professor has a whole college of thim educated insects, an' that he
do be lettin' thim have a vacation. Or mebby th' class of 1907 is
graduated an' turned loose from th' university. I had th' base-ball team
an' th' football gang spendin' th' night with me."
"Ho!" said Hogan, gruffly, "'t was th' fellys that does th' high jump
an' th' long jump an' th' wide jump was havin' a meet on Hogan. An' I
will be one of anny ten of us t' tell th' professor t' call th'
scholards back t' school agin. I be but a plain uneducated man, Missus
Muldoon, an' I have no wish t' speak disrespect of thim as is educated,
but th' conversation of a gang of Frinch educated fleas is annoyin' t' a
man that wants t' sleep."
"I will speak t' th' professor, gintlemin," said Mrs. Muldoon, "an'
remonstrate with him. Mary, me girrl," she added, to the maid, who was
passing her chair, "would ye mind givin' me th' least bit of a rub
between me shoulders like? I will speak t' th' professor, for I have no
doubt he has but t' say th' worrd t' his scholards, an' they will all
run back where they belong."
But the professor did not come back that day. He must have had urgent
business in New York, for he remained there all night, and all the next
day, too, and if he had not paid his bill in advance, Mrs. Muldoon would
have suspected that he had run away. But his bill was paid, and his
luggage was still in the room, and the educated fleas, or their numerous
offspring, explored the boarding-house at will, and romped through all
the rooms as if they owned them. If Professor Jocolino had been there he
would have had to listen to some forcible remonstrances. It was Flannery
who at length took the law into his own hands.
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