The three compatriots bowed low, and went away. For fully five minutes
Mrs. Muldoon sat in a sort of stupor, and then she arose and went about
her work. After all it was Flannery's business, and none of hers, but
she wished the men had gone to Flannery, instead of delegating her to
tell him.
"Thief of th' worrld!" exclaimed Flannery, when she told him the demand
the professor had made. "Sure, I have put me foot in it this time,
Missus Muldoon, for kill thim I did, and pay for thim I must, I dare
say, but 't will be no fun t' do it! One hunderd dollars for fleas, mam!
Did ever an Irishman pay the like before? One week ago Mike Flannery
would not have give one dollar for all the fleas in th' worrld. But
'Have to' is a horse a man must ride, whether he wants to or no."
But the more Flannery thought about having to pay out one hundred
dollars for one hundred dead insects the less he liked it and the more
angry be became. It could not be denied that one dollar was a
reasonable price for a flea that had had a good education. A man could
hardly be expected to take a raw country flea, as you might say, and
educate it, and give it graces and teach it dancing and all the
accomplishments for less than a dollar. But one hundred dollars was a
lot of money, too. If it had been a matter of one flea Flannery would
not have worried, but to pay out one hundred dollars in a lump for
flea-slaughter, hurt his feelings. He did not believe the fleas were
worth the price, and he inquired diligently, seeking to learn the market
value of educated fleas. There did not seem to be any market value. One
thing only he learned, and that was that the government of the United
States, in Congress assembled, had recognized that insects have a value,
for he found in the list of customs duties this:--"Insects, not crude,
1/4 cent per pound and 10 per cent. ad valorem."
As Flannery leaned over his counter at the office of the Interurban
Express Company and spelled this out in the book of customs duties he
frowned, but as he looked at it his frown changed to a smile, and from a
smile to a grin, and he shut the book, and put it in his pocket. He was
ready to meet the professor.
"Good day to yez," he said, cheerfully, when he went into the little
parlor on Sunday afternoon, and found the professor sitting there,
flanked by his two fellow countrymen. "I have come t' pay ye th' hunderd
dollars Missus Muldoon was tellin' me about."
The professor bowed and said nothing. The two gentlemen from Seventh
Avenue also bowed, and they, too, said nothing.
"I'm glad ye spoke about it," said Flannery, good-naturedly, "for 'tis
always a pleasure to Mike Flannery to pay his honest debts, and I might
not have thought of it if ye had not mentioned it. I was thinkin' them
was nawthin' but common, ignorant fleas, professor."
"Ah, no!" cried the professor. "The very educate flea! The flea of
wisdom! The very teached flea!"
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