Minerva's Manoeuvres: The Cheerful Facts of a "Return to Nature"Loomis, Charles Battell
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Minerva's Manoeuvres: The Cheerful Facts of a "Return to Nature"
Loomis, Charles Battell
Country life -- Fiction; Household employees -- Fiction; Humorous stories; Married people -- Fiction; New England -- Fiction
“No harrum intindid,” said he, looking at Ethel with a pleasant
smile. “Ye can’t make an insult out of a hell or two a day like
this. I t’harght that perhaps your woman would like some blue
berries for breakfast th’ day, an’ I brarght them up. They’re
picked this marnin’, an’ the dew is yit on them.” He held out an
eight-quart pail filled to the top with tempting berries.
“How much are they, Pat,” said I, putting my hand into my
pocket.
“Who’s insultin’ now?” said he, with a growling laugh. “I’ll
sell no _prisints_ this yair. ’Twas a hell of a bad ride ye had
th’ other night, an’ I tould me ould woman I’d git square wid ye
one way or another, an’ this is the way. They’re dam fine.”
“They certainly are,” said Ethel, unconsciously seconding his
oath.
She went into the house to get a bowl to put them into and just
then Ellery and Cherry came up.
“The top of the marnin’ to ye,” said Pat, bowing to Cherry, as
he had bowed to Ethel. “It’s easy to tell why it’s a fine day.”
Cherry was unconscious enough to ask him why.
“Sure, wid you out how could’t help ut.”
“Now will you be good, Cherry?” said I.
“You’ve kissed the blarney stone,” said she, with a lovely
blush.
“Sure I have, but I knew beauty before that.”
His tone was not offensive nor did Cherry take offence. It was
truth buttered with flattery and that’s as good as cake.
Ethel now came out with the bowl, and the big “bloomy” berries,
damp with dew, were poured into it.
“It’s glad I am you’re up here,” said Pat, as he walked down the
path. “Neighbours is neighbours, an’ phwin you’re passin’ an’
need restin’ it’s fine buttermilk me ould woman’ll give ye, an’
glad of the chance. Good marnin’ to yez.”
“Good morning, Mr. Casey, and thank you very much for the
berries. They’re the best I’ve seen,” said Ethel.
“They’re dam fine, that’s a fact,” said he. “But none too good
for the likes of youse.”
We all went in to the griddle cakes, but before Minerva began to
fry them we had heaping plates of blue berries and even as the
burglar had been impressed by them so were Cherry and Ellery.
“I thought,” said Ellery, “that your New Englander was always on
the make.”
“Well, in the first place, Pat is not, strictly speaking, a New
Englander,” said Ethel, “and in the second place, they’re _not_
always on the make by any means, as we’ve often found out since
we came here. Neighbourliness is never sold and there’s lots of
neighbourliness here.”
“The very fact that neighbourliness is not sold makes it the
more necessary for country people to get a good price for the
things they do sell,” said I, sententiously.
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